Stormy Night Clouds

Sarah. 1997 You'll find my blog is pretty much a mash-up of feelings and things I find funny. Enjoy

[distancefromhappiness]

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I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

[ihatejonarbuckle]

russian kinder surprise

[maschine-klatsch-deactivated201]

That looks like it’s made of coal.

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

It tasted like coal

[acoolguy]

you ate a vase

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honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

[warriorsatthedisco]

I’m cryign

[teenagerposts]

[poshs]

[foreverchampagneiglikes]

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? 

Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.

*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*

Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. 

[simpleisnewluxury]

[cozmeesah]

EXCUSE ME?!?? Bring it BACK? I wasn’t aware it was gone. But, oh that’s right, it must have been because there’s been a black FLOTUS for 8 years. She couldn’t possibly be glamorous, right?

[somethingratchet]

The white house will never look this good again

[brucebocchi]

[linxspiration]

[approach]

[onlydogblog]

[orientas]

[enchant-r]

[nekomaid-deactivated20160401]

[teen-age-dirtbag]