Storms and Nuggets

Kinky sex and good whisky is what life is all about

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

bear stealing the whole dumpster

[i-gwarth]

You’re welcome

[thesporkidentity]

[Narrator: A scientist in Peru [pause for peep] captured this, escaping from the tiny body [pause for peep] of a sleeping hummingbird. [pause for peep] A high-pitched [pause for peep] but unmistakable snore. [pause for peep] Hummingbirds are loved for their beauty and speed [pause for peep] but this one was behaving a little bit like a human. [pause for peep] The perfect cute-response trigger.]

[continuants]

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[longbeachgriffy]

working in retail

[sushinfood]

this is exactly how it is and if ANY OF YOU PULL THIS SHIT then stop fucking shopping because we do not want you to come back

[rock-hopperhazuki]

“Over sum CHIPS??!?”

[dommesadico]

I’ve never seen something so accurate

[unclefather]

[localstarboy]

[wolfgangreborn]

Screaming

[guy]

BYE

[sajoou-moved]

[humorstar]

So innocent  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🍌

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[collegiate-confession]

oh my god

[fantrashticalgal]

holy shit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[endless-puppies]

Meet the beautiful Midget!

[respectfulmemes]

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

[nothingbutmeme]

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

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fuckin

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precious

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when u

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