Michael Waters Probably Isn't Writing

18. YA writer. Barnes & Noble blogger.

[theshitneyspears]

Gone Girl (2014)

[connorcillium]

how did you know you were a top?

shortly after coming out there’s this thing called the deciding- the high elder gays and bi men assemble and a lock of your hair is thrown into a fire, if the fire turns green you’re a top, if it turns blue you’re a bottom and if it’s red you’re vers. It’s actually a really beautiful ceremony.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[whufy]

[fonzworthcutlass]

ur fucking boy 💯

[trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv]

we all have that one friend 

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

This hits

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

This photo is so crazy bc the guy on the left robbed the guy on the right at gunpoint or whatever and in the process realized he was robbing people bc he was repressing his gay feelings and they started dating and now they’re like married or something

[sinbadism]

W H A T ……..

[butchscientist]

[rodbunnyslay-deactivated2017040]

This world is a strange place.

[finndamerons-archive]

you: I want a sugar daddy me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father

[meanplastic]

[aoeonaa]

I’m linda

[eulaalia-deactivated20170111]

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

[keatonpatti]

[stormywatersahead]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[skibbo]

[bullied]

party at my house bring food then leave

[5oil]

[cutiepiebaeboo-deactivated20190]

[godfearingamericancitizen-deact]

There go Joanne thirsty ass

[zaks-ghost-adventures]

[magweno]

That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

[aimee-b-loved]

Fucking Scots. I think I’m in love.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]