THE PESSIMIST'S BLOG

I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing

[unreal-unearthed]

NINA.

📸 jackbootnojump

[homunculus-argument]

Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".

[ultrafacts]

The capybara is the largest rodent in the world and can weigh up to 35 to 66 kg (77 to 146 lb). They are gentle and will usually allow humans to pet and hand-feed them.

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[runeztheking]

love that in stranger things the kids just name all the supernatural shit after D&D villains and the adults just go with it

[obiwan]

Andrew Garfield as Spiderman #2: 

[macklesufficient]

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

[merlin-gifs]

MERLIN | 5x04 “Another’s Sorrow”

[rylandsgrace]

I wish I had hugged you tighter and longer, the last time I saw you…

[lokihiddleston]

“I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.”

[elliewillicms]

i can’t imagine robert pattinson’s bruce would ever text anyone but if he did he would text selina “saw a snail today… effervescent” just like edward cullen would if he also texted

[southfarthing]

first time i watched the finale i didn't even realise gwaine "died" i just thought he fainted so. he's not dead he's just napping now that nobody is making him do stuff. no meetings no training no quests he's living the life!!!

[evilnicegirl]

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

[cherrychapati]

being in a movie theater watching nwh was so surreal we all screamed and gasped at the same time oh my heart this movie filled a hole inside my heart oh my god I'm going to need 3-5 working eternities to recover

[573p5]

[avoidantdreamer-deactivated2018]

[consecuences]

[natalia-karna]

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