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Yo, Call me Reiyelli. I'm just your abnormal college student. I enjoy writing, singing, and playing video games. I might post my own content here I might not. I also stream games on Twitch.tv. So you guys can check me out there. Or check out my YouTube(Reiyelli)

[hasukouu]

Happy (late) White Day

[itsmeohmyo]

►In which Unknown learns not to ‘Catphish’ IRL◀︎ [Cheritz’s spelling ;D]

An alternative ending 💞 and a blossoming romance feat 🍗 (this idea wouldn’t leave me alone haha!) *GETS SHOT BY UNKNOWN*

[juminownsmyass707doestoo]

Saeyoung: All odd numbers hane an “e” in them.

Saeran: Saeyoun, it’s 3am.

Saeyoung: T-h-r-E-E.

Saeran: GO TO s-l-E-E-p BEFORE YOU GET b-E-a-t!

[storyofincompetentfools]

McCree: Honestly I really like guys-

Hanzo: *gasps*

McCree: -sers, geysers. One of earths natural beauties.

Hanzo: oh *starts to drink water*

McCree: I also really like dudes.

Hanzo: *splashes water all over his face in shock*

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well.

[thebootydiaries]

grandma

[minimal7lethal5dose213-deactiva]

[aikofanfan]

Clap clap

If you’re total trash and you know it, clap your hands.

*claps aggressively but is totally okay with it*

[heyheyhaley]

I tip my hat to that reference

[therealjacksepticeye]

M’high noon

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

PLEASE watch this 

[webmixtressissa-deactivated2026]

[lovescenehair]

[tasteheavenperfectly]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

[heysammy-blog]

 #empty chairs at empty tables

[zaynxlvarchive]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

[mrgoldenfold-deactivated2016032]

oh god NO

[newyorktittie-deactivated201511]

oh god YES

[solitarylikeme]

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

[bannerinthevalley]

what

[tombstonetrash]

what

[daddy-frnk-deactivated20150108]

what

[sangoireseussian]

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

[27-teacups]

same

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

you must have a lot of tea cups

[27-teacups]

yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i am very proud of your collection

[1000nipples]

hey guys

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

dude fholy shit

[throwthewindowwide]

What do you do in half an hour?

If I offered you $4 to come to my house and make me dinner and wash my dishes afterwards, would you do it? Probably not. But that’s what a minimum wage worker at McDonald’s can do in a half hour.

What about $8 to come over and play with my kid and teach her to read and change her if she needs it and do all other assorted activities for an hour? Again, probably not. But that’s what a day care worker might do in an hour.

If I paid you $4, would you come over and make my bed and vaccume my room and do some of my laundry and clean my bathroom and pick up trash and dust? Probably not but that’s what a hotel maid might do in half an hour.

When you break it down into smaller increments it’s obvious that people need to be paid more, that the minium wage is pathetic.

[storyofincompetentfools]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-0wmGrRhps)

My highlights from the month of November! 

Im reblogging this tiny cat saying wow again because it is perfect and pure

[insomniac-arrest]

hey, just wanna get this out there

Moana is 16…Ariel is 16…

get this: ocean sweethearts who explore places and sing duets. One is in love with humans and the other with the water, they hold hands and junk.

The Ocean clears out water so Moana can walk next to her gf on the sea floor

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I’M LISTENING