Stranger at McDonald's

Are we paid one wage or five?

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Looks like the new coworker in town is five coworkers in one.

Voices: Fighting vessel Clinical vessel Eager vessel Dejected vessel Listening vessel All 'em

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

You should visit Monstaburger someday! There's another version of you there. Kinda.

Oh! Okay!

…’kinda’?

[veryagileglasofwater]

Stranger :)

I love drawing her a bit messed up

(Inspired by this)

[foodandfriends]

(-_-) (^_^) (>_<) <- the girls

[dr-awkkward]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar tilts his head at first, but then without making a squeak, steps onto Stranger's arm and carefully climbs to her shoulder, trying his best to have a firm grip without digging its claws into her too deeply. It stings a bit as he adjusts. Apparently, you have to be way more carful while clinging onto people as opposed to trees*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Ow. Why are we holding the bat.

[she starts walking. Presumably in the right direction]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar seems uncomfortable at the "Ow" before asking*

Squeak

[Should I just fly next to you? I don't want to cause you pain]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

No, no, it’s fi-

You don’t even have feeling in this arm. Yes, fly.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not really able to slow flight down to walking speed, finds himself either circling Stranger or resting on signs and street lights as they head towards "the right direction" whichever that may be*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[star wipe to the city hall]

I hope they let you in…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak

[Them not letting me in is an option?]

*Oscar is surprised by the possibility of such a thing*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Well, you are an animal.

Maybe we can say you’re Dejected’s emotional support animal! She needs emotional support all the time!

Hey…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar is still confused about the whole "not letting him in thing"*

Squeak

[I suppose it wouldn't be the most polite thing to come in uninvited but this is very. If they refuse me entry I'll just find another opening]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she pushes open the door, approaches the receptionist, and rotates such that the appropriate face of facing towards them]

Hi, appointment to see Mr. Tyer?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar lands on the armrest of an empty chair and waits patiently. Seeing the surprised and panicked look of the people around him, he tries to stay a safe distance away from everyone and keep to himself*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[the backmost face mouths at you to follow as she steps into an elevator]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not fully understanding how to navigate on his own in the strange environment follows Stranger to the closed room*

*Once the doors close and the elevator starts ascending Oscar is unsure of what to do, he tries to stay within head level of Stranger but the constant upward movement makes it difficult. Eventually, Oscar decided to hung upside down on one of the handrails and wait for the doors to open again*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Oh- I need you to stay out here, actually. It's... a legally-privacy thing.

[she walks into the office, then returns a quarter-hour or so later holding an ancient-looking scrap of paper]

I got you a map of the sewers! That's what you wanted, right?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar inspects the map with fascination in his eyes. The way its drawn is almost like if he flew high over it and tried to memorize the open paths. Oscar's gaze is trapped within the map, trying to take it all in*

*After a bit of trying to decipher the map in his head, Oscar finally "speaks"*

Squeak

[I think I'm going to need help understanding everything in here but this is already very useful. Thank you Cauldron]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

You can take it!

We don't want it.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar takes the map between his claws, being very careful as to not damage the precious artifact*

Squeak

[Thank you.]

[You mentioned earlier that you already needed to come here, did you get what you where looking for?]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

We did!

We can't tell you what it is.

Sorry...

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Normally Oscar would be upset at the idea of someone withholding information from him but given how much Stranger had helped him by providing the map it looks like he doesn't really mind this time*

*A bit passes as Oscar thinks of an appropriate (and respectful) response*

Squeak

[Could you tell me why you can't tell me what it is?]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Signed an NDA.

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar tilts his head at first, but then without making a squeak, steps onto Stranger's arm and carefully climbs to her shoulder, trying his best to have a firm grip without digging its claws into her too deeply. It stings a bit as he adjusts. Apparently, you have to be way more carful while clinging onto people as opposed to trees*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Ow. Why are we holding the bat.

[she starts walking. Presumably in the right direction]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar seems uncomfortable at the "Ow" before asking*

Squeak

[Should I just fly next to you? I don't want to cause you pain]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

No, no, it’s fi-

You don’t even have feeling in this arm. Yes, fly.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not really able to slow flight down to walking speed, finds himself either circling Stranger or resting on signs and street lights as they head towards "the right direction" whichever that may be*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[star wipe to the city hall]

I hope they let you in…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak

[Them not letting me in is an option?]

*Oscar is surprised by the possibility of such a thing*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Well, you are an animal.

Maybe we can say you’re Dejected’s emotional support animal! She needs emotional support all the time!

Hey…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar is still confused about the whole "not letting him in thing"*

Squeak

[I suppose it wouldn't be the most polite thing to come in uninvited but this is very. If they refuse me entry I'll just find another opening]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she pushes open the door, approaches the receptionist, and rotates such that the appropriate face of facing towards them]

Hi, appointment to see Mr. Tyer?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar lands on the armrest of an empty chair and waits patiently. Seeing the surprised and panicked look of the people around him, he tries to stay a safe distance away from everyone and keep to himself*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[the backmost face mouths at you to follow as she steps into an elevator]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not fully understanding how to navigate on his own in the strange environment follows Stranger to the closed room*

*Once the doors close and the elevator starts ascending Oscar is unsure of what to do, he tries to stay within head level of Stranger but the constant upward movement makes it difficult. Eventually, Oscar decided to hung upside down on one of the handrails and wait for the doors to open again*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Oh- I need you to stay out here, actually. It's... a legally-privacy thing.

[she walks into the office, then returns a quarter-hour or so later holding an ancient-looking scrap of paper]

I got you a map of the sewers! That's what you wanted, right?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar inspects the map with fascination in his eyes. The way its drawn is almost like if he flew high over it and tried to memorize the open paths. Oscar's gaze is trapped within the map, trying to take it all in*

*After a bit of trying to decipher the map in his head, Oscar finally "speaks"*

Squeak

[I think I'm going to need help understanding everything in here but this is already very useful. Thank you Cauldron]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

You can take it!

We don't want it.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar takes the map between his claws, being very careful as to not damage the precious artifact*

Squeak

[Thank you.]

[You mentioned earlier that you already needed to come here, did you get what you where looking for?]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

We did!

We can't tell you what it is.

Sorry...

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar tilts his head at first, but then without making a squeak, steps onto Stranger's arm and carefully climbs to her shoulder, trying his best to have a firm grip without digging its claws into her too deeply. It stings a bit as he adjusts. Apparently, you have to be way more carful while clinging onto people as opposed to trees*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Ow. Why are we holding the bat.

[she starts walking. Presumably in the right direction]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar seems uncomfortable at the "Ow" before asking*

Squeak

[Should I just fly next to you? I don't want to cause you pain]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

No, no, it’s fi-

You don’t even have feeling in this arm. Yes, fly.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not really able to slow flight down to walking speed, finds himself either circling Stranger or resting on signs and street lights as they head towards "the right direction" whichever that may be*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[star wipe to the city hall]

I hope they let you in…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak

[Them not letting me in is an option?]

*Oscar is surprised by the possibility of such a thing*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Well, you are an animal.

Maybe we can say you’re Dejected’s emotional support animal! She needs emotional support all the time!

Hey…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar is still confused about the whole "not letting him in thing"*

Squeak

[I suppose it wouldn't be the most polite thing to come in uninvited but this is very. If they refuse me entry I'll just find another opening]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she pushes open the door, approaches the receptionist, and rotates such that the appropriate face of facing towards them]

Hi, appointment to see Mr. Tyer?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar lands on the armrest of an empty chair and waits patiently. Seeing the surprised and panicked look of the people around him, he tries to stay a safe distance away from everyone and keep to himself*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[the backmost face mouths at you to follow as she steps into an elevator]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not fully understanding how to navigate on his own in the strange environment follows Stranger to the closed room*

*Once the doors close and the elevator starts ascending Oscar is unsure of what to do, he tries to stay within head level of Stranger but the constant upward movement makes it difficult. Eventually, Oscar decided to hung upside down on one of the handrails and wait for the doors to open again*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Oh- I need you to stay out here, actually. It's... a legally-privacy thing.

[she walks into the office, then returns a quarter-hour or so later holding an ancient-looking scrap of paper]

I got you a map of the sewers! That's what you wanted, right?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar inspects the map with fascination in his eyes. The way its drawn is almost like if he flew high over it and tried to memorize the open paths. Oscar's gaze is trapped within the map, trying to take it all in*

*After a bit of trying to decipher the map in his head, Oscar finally "speaks"*

Squeak

[I think I'm going to need help understanding everything in here but this is already very useful. Thank you Cauldron]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

You can take it!

We don't want it.

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar tilts his head at first, but then without making a squeak, steps onto Stranger's arm and carefully climbs to her shoulder, trying his best to have a firm grip without digging its claws into her too deeply. It stings a bit as he adjusts. Apparently, you have to be way more carful while clinging onto people as opposed to trees*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Ow. Why are we holding the bat.

[she starts walking. Presumably in the right direction]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar seems uncomfortable at the "Ow" before asking*

Squeak

[Should I just fly next to you? I don't want to cause you pain]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

No, no, it’s fi-

You don’t even have feeling in this arm. Yes, fly.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not really able to slow flight down to walking speed, finds himself either circling Stranger or resting on signs and street lights as they head towards "the right direction" whichever that may be*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[star wipe to the city hall]

I hope they let you in…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak

[Them not letting me in is an option?]

*Oscar is surprised by the possibility of such a thing*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Well, you are an animal.

Maybe we can say you’re Dejected’s emotional support animal! She needs emotional support all the time!

Hey…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar is still confused about the whole "not letting him in thing"*

Squeak

[I suppose it wouldn't be the most polite thing to come in uninvited but this is very. If they refuse me entry I'll just find another opening]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she pushes open the door, approaches the receptionist, and rotates such that the appropriate face of facing towards them]

Hi, appointment to see Mr. Tyer?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar lands on the armrest of an empty chair and waits patiently. Seeing the surprised and panicked look of the people around him, he tries to stay a safe distance away from everyone and keep to himself*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[the backmost face mouths at you to follow as she steps into an elevator]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not fully understanding how to navigate on his own in the strange environment follows Stranger to the closed room*

*Once the doors close and the elevator starts ascending Oscar is unsure of what to do, he tries to stay within head level of Stranger but the constant upward movement makes it difficult. Eventually, Oscar decided to hung upside down on one of the handrails and wait for the doors to open again*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Oh- I need you to stay out here, actually. It's... a legally-privacy thing.

[she walks into the office, then returns a quarter-hour or so later holding an ancient-looking scrap of paper]

I got you a map of the sewers! That's what you wanted, right?

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar tilts his head at first, but then without making a squeak, steps onto Stranger's arm and carefully climbs to her shoulder, trying his best to have a firm grip without digging its claws into her too deeply. It stings a bit as he adjusts. Apparently, you have to be way more carful while clinging onto people as opposed to trees*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Ow. Why are we holding the bat.

[she starts walking. Presumably in the right direction]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar seems uncomfortable at the "Ow" before asking*

Squeak

[Should I just fly next to you? I don't want to cause you pain]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

No, no, it’s fi-

You don’t even have feeling in this arm. Yes, fly.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not really able to slow flight down to walking speed, finds himself either circling Stranger or resting on signs and street lights as they head towards "the right direction" whichever that may be*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[star wipe to the city hall]

I hope they let you in…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak

[Them not letting me in is an option?]

*Oscar is surprised by the possibility of such a thing*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Well, you are an animal.

Maybe we can say you’re Dejected’s emotional support animal! She needs emotional support all the time!

Hey…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar is still confused about the whole "not letting him in thing"*

Squeak

[I suppose it wouldn't be the most polite thing to come in uninvited but this is very. If they refuse me entry I'll just find another opening]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she pushes open the door, approaches the receptionist, and rotates such that the appropriate face of facing towards them]

Hi, appointment to see Mr. Tyer?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar lands on the armrest of an empty chair and waits patiently. Seeing the surprised and panicked look of the people around him, he tries to stay a safe distance away from everyone and keep to himself*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[the backmost face mouths at you to follow as she steps into an elevator]

[lesbianvamp1reeee]

cant sleep, (mostly) Stranger doodlings

full pageeeee

[chimbakarimba]

@ligamentgirl

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar tilts his head at first, but then without making a squeak, steps onto Stranger's arm and carefully climbs to her shoulder, trying his best to have a firm grip without digging its claws into her too deeply. It stings a bit as he adjusts. Apparently, you have to be way more carful while clinging onto people as opposed to trees*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Ow. Why are we holding the bat.

[she starts walking. Presumably in the right direction]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar seems uncomfortable at the "Ow" before asking*

Squeak

[Should I just fly next to you? I don't want to cause you pain]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

No, no, it’s fi-

You don’t even have feeling in this arm. Yes, fly.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not really able to slow flight down to walking speed, finds himself either circling Stranger or resting on signs and street lights as they head towards "the right direction" whichever that may be*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[star wipe to the city hall]

I hope they let you in…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak

[Them not letting me in is an option?]

*Oscar is surprised by the possibility of such a thing*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Well, you are an animal.

Maybe we can say you’re Dejected’s emotional support animal! She needs emotional support all the time!

Hey…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar is still confused about the whole "not letting him in thing"*

Squeak

[I suppose it wouldn't be the most polite thing to come in uninvited but this is very. If they refuse me entry I'll just find another opening]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she pushes open the door, approaches the receptionist, and rotates such that the appropriate face of facing towards them]

Hi, appointment to see Mr. Tyer?

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar tilts his head at first, but then without making a squeak, steps onto Stranger's arm and carefully climbs to her shoulder, trying his best to have a firm grip without digging its claws into her too deeply. It stings a bit as he adjusts. Apparently, you have to be way more carful while clinging onto people as opposed to trees*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Ow. Why are we holding the bat.

[she starts walking. Presumably in the right direction]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar seems uncomfortable at the "Ow" before asking*

Squeak

[Should I just fly next to you? I don't want to cause you pain]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

No, no, it’s fi-

You don’t even have feeling in this arm. Yes, fly.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not really able to slow flight down to walking speed, finds himself either circling Stranger or resting on signs and street lights as they head towards "the right direction" whichever that may be*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[star wipe to the city hall]

I hope they let you in…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak

[Them not letting me in is an option?]

*Oscar is surprised by the possibility of such a thing*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Well, you are an animal.

Maybe we can say you’re Dejected’s emotional support animal! She needs emotional support all the time!

Hey…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar is still confused about the whole "not letting him in thing"*

Squeak

[I suppose it wouldn't be the most polite thing to come in uninvited but this is very. If they refuse me entry I'll just find another opening]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar tilts his head at first, but then without making a squeak, steps onto Stranger's arm and carefully climbs to her shoulder, trying his best to have a firm grip without digging its claws into her too deeply. It stings a bit as he adjusts. Apparently, you have to be way more carful while clinging onto people as opposed to trees*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Ow. Why are we holding the bat.

[she starts walking. Presumably in the right direction]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar seems uncomfortable at the "Ow" before asking*

Squeak

[Should I just fly next to you? I don't want to cause you pain]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

No, no, it’s fi-

You don’t even have feeling in this arm. Yes, fly.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not really able to slow flight down to walking speed, finds himself either circling Stranger or resting on signs and street lights as they head towards "the right direction" whichever that may be*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[star wipe to the city hall]

I hope they let you in…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak

[Them not letting me in is an option?]

*Oscar is surprised by the possibility of such a thing*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Well, you are an animal.

Maybe we can say you’re Dejected’s emotional support animal! She needs emotional support all the time!

Hey…

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar tilts his head at first, but then without making a squeak, steps onto Stranger's arm and carefully climbs to her shoulder, trying his best to have a firm grip without digging its claws into her too deeply. It stings a bit as he adjusts. Apparently, you have to be way more carful while clinging onto people as opposed to trees*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Ow. Why are we holding the bat.

[she starts walking. Presumably in the right direction]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar seems uncomfortable at the "Ow" before asking*

Squeak

[Should I just fly next to you? I don't want to cause you pain]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

No, no, it’s fi-

You don’t even have feeling in this arm. Yes, fly.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar, not really able to slow flight down to walking speed, finds himself either circling Stranger or resting on signs and street lights as they head towards "the right direction" whichever that may be*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[star wipe to the city hall]

I hope they let you in…

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar tilts his head at first, but then without making a squeak, steps onto Stranger's arm and carefully climbs to her shoulder, trying his best to have a firm grip without digging its claws into her too deeply. It stings a bit as he adjusts. Apparently, you have to be way more carful while clinging onto people as opposed to trees*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Ow. Why are we holding the bat.

[she starts walking. Presumably in the right direction]

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar seems uncomfortable at the "Ow" before asking*

Squeak

[Should I just fly next to you? I don't want to cause you pain]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

No, no, it’s fi-

You don’t even have feeling in this arm. Yes, fly.

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

*Oscar tilts his head at first, but then without making a squeak, steps onto Stranger's arm and carefully climbs to her shoulder, trying his best to have a firm grip without digging its claws into her too deeply. It stings a bit as he adjusts. Apparently, you have to be way more carful while clinging onto people as opposed to trees*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

Ow. Why are we holding the bat.

[she starts walking. Presumably in the right direction]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

*Stranger hears some familiar animal noises*

Squeak

(Cauldron! Cauldron! I need help)

*As Oscar flies into view, Stranger notices he has some kind of weird device wrapped around its torso*

Squeak

*To the relief the other 4 that cant understand "bat" the device starts writing text on its display screen in response to the bat's squeaking*

[Do you know anyone who might know about how this city works underground?]

@oscar-minimum-wage-stp

/|\(^._.^)/|\

underground?

We don’t know very many people in general…

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[Are you sure? I found my river goes under the city and that's my only lead]

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

i’m sorry…

Maybe you should talk to a city worker.

I need to go down to the city hall anyway, if you want to come with us.

[oscar-minimum-wage-stp]

Squeak!

[So if I go with, we could meet someone who might help? YES I WANT TO COME WITH]

*You are not quite sure how the device works as it is somehow able to pick up on rising excitement and enthusiasm and capitalizes the text appropriately*

[stp-minimum-wage-stranger]

[she extends a hand]

do you want me to carry you?