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[peteneems]

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....the gifs lag down tumblr so much that I actually just changed pages. not by my own doing. the lag CAUSED TUMBLR APP TO CHANGE PAGES ON THE TUMBLR APP. I COULDN’RT MOVE THE SCREEN.

Sorry for my rant

my mobile web version has been doing a fun thing where it only loads the first few frames of a gif and then plays that over and over like it's the whole gif and then i have to reload the entire page to try and fix it

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for april fools we're adding hair to this entire site. sayonara you bald shits

[m-ozzy]

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for april fools we're adding hair to this entire site. sayonara you bald shits

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I eat bald people for breakfast

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Sorry I was like. trying to answer this but the new post function doesn't let you answer asks. Another awesome moment in the tumblr UI update saga

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I eat bald people for breakfast

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Balding Advisory Board

We here at Tumblr are excited to announce our next balding move: Baldristas. We will be putting together a team of popular balders to handpick posts and replace the contents with a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. Who should we pick 🤔

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We Meant What We Said

We told you we would do this. Click here for an exclusive chance to Get Bald for Tumblr and for a glimpse at the future of this site

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clark kent from smallville also bald?

actually clark kent from smallville is so unbald they cast him to play a bald character on supernatural and he kept his hair. maybe the least bald man in the world.

[youre-only-gay-once]

probably the funniest casting choice ever. he wasn't even bald

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clark kent from smallville also bald?

actually clark kent from smallville is so unbald they cast him to play a bald character on supernatural and he kept his hair. maybe the least bald man in the world.

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Balding Advisory Board

We here at Tumblr are excited to announce our next balding move: Baldristas. We will be putting together a team of popular balders to handpick posts and replace the contents with a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. Who should we pick 🤔

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Question: I tend to read "Lex get bald tonight" to the tune of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" (Let's go all... the way tonight > Lex get bald.... tonight). Does this match your vision or is there another popular tune I should be reading it to?

💬 1  🔁 2  ❤️ 16 · let’s get bald tonight i don’t wanna let you go til you’re bald tonight let’s get bald tonight listen honey just like jack

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We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

[wagrobanite]

If this is truly a true post and you don't care what your users think, ... wow then I have no words

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oh you like the lgbt? name every bald person then.

Lex Luthor.

All of Lex Luthors bald clones.

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Just be glad we aren't making this site about baldsen ackles :)

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give him some HAIR

That goes against everything this blog stands for

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I feel like not enough people realise this is not the staff blog and it's frying me every time i see someone make a genuine response

breaking character for a moment to say that the amount of people who angrily assumed i am in fact a real member of staff who's out here bald blogging is insane

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bald bald ? bald bald yes lex luthor... bald

This is what it's all about