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[peteneems]

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[stqff]

hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

[deadbeatmaker]

this is how I would be commenting everywhere if I was a 37yo bald man

[stqff]

....the gifs lag down tumblr so much that I actually just changed pages. not by my own doing. the lag CAUSED TUMBLR APP TO CHANGE PAGES ON THE TUMBLR APP. I COULDN’RT MOVE THE SCREEN.

Sorry for my rant

my mobile web version has been doing a fun thing where it only loads the first few frames of a gif and then plays that over and over like it's the whole gif and then i have to reload the entire page to try and fix it

[stqff]

for april fools we're adding hair to this entire site. sayonara you bald shits

[m-ozzy]

[stqff]

[stqff]

for april fools we're adding hair to this entire site. sayonara you bald shits

[stqff]

I eat bald people for breakfast

[stqff]

Sorry I was like. trying to answer this but the new post function doesn't let you answer asks. Another awesome moment in the tumblr UI update saga

[stqff]

I eat bald people for breakfast

[stqff]

Balding Advisory Board

We here at Tumblr are excited to announce our next balding move: Baldristas. We will be putting together a team of popular balders to handpick posts and replace the contents with a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. Who should we pick 🤔

[stqff]

We Meant What We Said

We told you we would do this. Click here for an exclusive chance to Get Bald for Tumblr and for a glimpse at the future of this site

[stqff]

clark kent from smallville also bald?

actually clark kent from smallville is so unbald they cast him to play a bald character on supernatural and he kept his hair. maybe the least bald man in the world.

[youre-only-gay-once]

probably the funniest casting choice ever. he wasn't even bald

[stqff]

clark kent from smallville also bald?

actually clark kent from smallville is so unbald they cast him to play a bald character on supernatural and he kept his hair. maybe the least bald man in the world.

[stqff]

Balding Advisory Board

We here at Tumblr are excited to announce our next balding move: Baldristas. We will be putting together a team of popular balders to handpick posts and replace the contents with a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. Who should we pick 🤔

[stqff]

Question: I tend to read "Lex get bald tonight" to the tune of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" (Let's go all... the way tonight > Lex get bald.... tonight). Does this match your vision or is there another popular tune I should be reading it to?

💬 1  🔁 2  ❤️ 16 · let’s get bald tonight i don’t wanna let you go til you’re bald tonight let’s get bald tonight listen honey just like jack

[stqff]

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

[wagrobanite]

If this is truly a true post and you don't care what your users think, ... wow then I have no words

[stqff]

[stqff]

oh you like the lgbt? name every bald person then.

Lex Luthor.

All of Lex Luthors bald clones.

[stqff]

Just be glad we aren't making this site about baldsen ackles :)

[stqff]

give him some HAIR

That goes against everything this blog stands for