Peter Strahm writes something

If Hoffman finds out about this blog, I’ll shoot myself instantly.

[strahm-is-writing-something]

Lindsey said that if I started a blog and answered questions from strangers, it would become much easier for me to put up with the idiot beside me.

I feel like an idiot... Let's go.

[strahm-is-writing-something]

Fair enough—I really do love 2000s pop music.

[strahm-is-writing-something]

If he doesn't stop staring at my eyelashes, I’m going to strangle him with his tie.

That’s exactly what I told him.

For some reason, it turned him on.

..... Okay, me too.

[hyperfixation-what]

(She's their best friend)

[strahm-is-writing-something]

Fuck, when did you manage to take a photo?

[strahm-is-writing-something]

What do you say to an idiot who looks at you during an argument as if you were something pleasant?! Hoffman, damn it.