Its Me! Im Girl!

A straight gorl with lots of things to say Failed internet microcelebrity

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Hiiii! I’m new to tumblr and I’m ready to share all the things I’ve been thinking about!

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Yesterday I said if tadc came out 10 years ago Caine would be a tumblr sexyman, and today I drew him in a historically accurate 2014 tumblr art style hehe! I’m kinda tempted to make shitty gajinkas of the whole cast like this

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Oh god episode 8 made him perfect sexyman fodder

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[mary1goore]

hot take? idk. victor’s fascination with the figurine of the pregnant woman not only hints at the oedipal tension tied to his mother and the image of milk, but also anticipates his desire to create life without a woman’s involvement. the figurine becomes a symbol of the natural, maternal power he tries to control and surpass. in attempting to usurp the role of the mother, victor’s ambition reveals a deep misogyny, his belief that intellect can replace the body, and creation can exist without love or nurture.

[livinmybestlfe]

The Creature in Guillermo Del Toro's Frankenstein is a Disney Princess. No I will not elaborate, and if you don't agree. How does it feel to be wrong?

[medusas-daughter]

The Creature calling itself Viktor and following Viktor around is so much more tragic when you know how babies develop and how newborns don't yet realise they and their mothers are two separate people. And one of the first things babies realise about themselves is that they're a whole separate person. And one of the first things they do when they start developing as a person is find out they have hands and play with them and with textures and start exploring. And when they want to start talking, they put their hands and fingers on their parents lips and throats to figure out how that sound is coming out of there and then they start imitating. Guillermo Del Toro nailed every single step of human development in such a beautiful celebration of life.

And Viktor abused the crap out of the poor creature for not being smart enough when it was only following natural developmental milestones. Because, like most men, like his own father, he wanted to create life but he wasn't interested in raising it beyond that and instead wanted it to be born a doctor ready to show the world how smart Viktor is for creating a carbon copy of his brain except in a stronger immortal body. Elizabeth gave him five minutes of love and let him explore how sounds come out of her mouth and he started talking.

Idk why some people are complaining about the movie being different from the book when the essence is literally the same, Viktor created life as if it were a godly feat and not something women have been doing since the dawn of humanity, and then he abandoned that life as deadbeat dads do. And that abandonment is what created a monster out of an innocent souls who could have become a beautiful being had it been nurtured. That's literally what Mary Shelley wrote. She would have been proud of this story. On top of being an incredibly gorgeous visual story, the narrative is very loyal to the point Shelley wanted to make.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

So they did end up doing the pregnancy metaphor. I feel like it’s something that isn’t explored very much in Frankenstein media other than the original book.

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FINALLY SOMEONE BROUGHT UP THE PREGNANCY METAPHORS IN FRANKENSTEIN 2025!!!!

I’m not a freak I swear I wrote a paper about the feminist elements of the story and it kills me that no one talks about it

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

Actually do you possibly still have this paper on you? Digitally I mean. I’d love to read it since as I said it’s something not much Frankenstein media covers. I think it would be super intresting.

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Alas, I wrote it in highschool and that google drive it’s on is probably long gone now 😔 but if you want we can talk about it over dm or maybe I can post a summarized version! Honestly have been thinking of rereading the book anyways, so I’ll have it fresh on my mind!

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

If you think you can think of a summarised version that would be great! I’m sure a lot of people would be interested in reading it aswell.

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o7 will do my best!

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

So they did end up doing the pregnancy metaphor. I feel like it’s something that isn’t explored very much in Frankenstein media other than the original book.

[straight-gurl-thoughts]

FINALLY SOMEONE BROUGHT UP THE PREGNANCY METAPHORS IN FRANKENSTEIN 2025!!!!

I’m not a freak I swear I wrote a paper about the feminist elements of the story and it kills me that no one talks about it

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

Actually do you possibly still have this paper on you? Digitally I mean. I’d love to read it since as I said it’s something not much Frankenstein media covers. I think it would be super intresting.

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Alas, I wrote it in highschool and that google drive it’s on is probably long gone now 😔 but if you want we can talk about it over dm or maybe I can post a summarized version! Honestly have been thinking of rereading the book anyways, so I’ll have it fresh on my mind!

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The new Frankenstein movie is great, but I am a little sad it didn’t include the part in the book where the creature saved a little girl from drowning. It’s a very small scene and pretty insignificant to the plot, but it means a lot to me and I wish I could’ve seen it in this film! Obviously still a great movie without it, I’m just biased lol

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

So they did end up doing the pregnancy metaphor. I feel like it’s something that isn’t explored very much in Frankenstein media other than the original book.

[straight-gurl-thoughts]

FINALLY SOMEONE BROUGHT UP THE PREGNANCY METAPHORS IN FRANKENSTEIN 2025!!!!

I’m not a freak I swear I wrote a paper about the feminist elements of the story and it kills me that no one talks about it

[alienssstufff]

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New pfp!!!

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I know he’s controversial but I gotta admit Mr Beast makes good peanut butter chocolate bars…. I genuinely cant find another chocolate bar like it that’s widely available…..

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🌿Oh my god they were forestmates🌿

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Learning Phan is real is like when your dad’s sports team wins the Super Bowl or something (this only applies if your dad only likes teams that only know how to lose)

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Has anyone actually made a good medieval horror movie?? Are there any out there?? I feel like this is an untapped market that should be tapped immediately

[apollos-boyfriend]

non-brazilian carrot cake genuinely scares me. why does it look like that

[apollos-boyfriend]

genuinely their barbaric dirt vs our blessed gold. how did you even get it to look like that. where did the orange go.

[apollos-boyfriend]

the notes are scaring me what do you mean there’s barely even carrots in it. what do you mean it’s more like carrot adjacent. why is it called carrot cake then. what are we even doing here.

[straight-gurl-thoughts]

Ok but what do you think of the deep fried carrot cake that they’re serving at HHN