STRAIGHTBUNKINIT. a selective , indie dual muse blog for ZUKE and MAYDAY from NO STRAIGHT ROADS. canon compliant with personal headcanons sprinkled in.
a study in :: revolution , standing up for the little guy , fame not being all it's cracked up to be , becoming the very thing you stood up against , and having the right to ROCK OUT!!
writer info :: undy. he / they / it. 22. this account is 18+ for potential dark and suggestive themes.
"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
YET ANOTHER ROUNDUP OF ASOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to be a bit silly <333
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❛ I am not merely a clown; I’m the entire damn circus! ❜
❛ I will bite you if you continue this behavior. ❜
❛ Being a dramatic ass bitch isn’t a personality trait; it’s a lifestyle! ❜
❛ Trauma? Oh … you mean, my lore? ❜
❛ why must I cite sources? is it not enough to just say ‘trust me, bro’? ❜
❛ sorry for being a perfect sweetie and a genius it will likely happen again. ❜
❛ forget about touching grass; I need to touch WATER I NEED TO GO INTO THE OCEAN I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!! ❜
❛ I’m attracted to men with muppet energy and no i will not be explaining. ❜
❛ you want me to make friends with people? the thing that killed julius caesar? ❜
❛ what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom. ❜
❛ I absolutely hate that I’m not bioluminescent. Pathetic. ❜
❛ ohhhhh my god i have got to stop mourning the past or whatever. ❜
❛ you expect me to act like a normal human being? I’m wearing a turtleneck! ❜
❛ i don’t struggle with same sex attraction I’m actually very good at it. ❜
❛ unfortunately i often find out without even getting the chance to fuck around. ❜
❛ I’m bisexual which means that I’m attracted to anybody who can defeat me in physical combat. ❜
❛ all anyone needs to know about me is that i’m a dumbass and i love women. ❜
❛ sorry but philosophers aren’t impressive i came up with stuff like that when i was 12. ❜
❛ I pay my own bills; I can cuss all I want! ❜
❛ I don’t have rizz; I have sad eyes and a weird presence. ❜
❛ my demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run. ❜
❛ honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative. it's not that serious. have some fun with it. ❜
❛ dating me is like interviewing a psych ward patient. ❜
❛ being a girl with very large brown eyes comes with great responsibility. ❜
❛ i’m autistic in ways that you can’t even begin to imagine. ❜
❛ being a loser may be a phase to you but its a lifestyle for me. ❜
❛ entering a magical portal in the woods would fix me. ❜
❛ I’m lonely but not in a hot mysterious way; more like in a pathetic way. ❜
❛ life is so unserious just say womp womp and move on! ❜
❛ you’re vibing? In this economy? ❜
❛ just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass. ❜
❛ my primary motivators are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ❜
❛ sorry about the chaos; I needed attention. ❜
❛ WHAT IS UP GIRL you look foreboding and malicious! ❜
❛ baby i can be your problematic bi wife. ❜
❛ i don’t think any of you understand how important i am to the plot. ❜
❛ what if we are both red flags? what then? ❜
❛ any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ❜
❛ my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater. ❜
❛ i have a phd in Loving The Color Pink And Also Glitter. ❜
❛ being a menace to society is a full time job and I am dedicated. ❜
❛ my life has been a bouquet of oopsie daisies. ❜
❛ i survive on spite, anxiety, and blasphemy. ❜
❛ if you’re not obsessed with me, why would I wanna be with you? ❜
❛ the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me. ❜
❛ my love language is being a hater. ❜
❛ i don’t get enough credit for acting far less insane than i actually am. ❜
❛ the A in my name stands for always right. ❜
❛ Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and I will continue to be rebellious until he does so. ❜
❛ I’ll see a man with long hair and then remember that I’m not above temptations of the flesh. ❜
❛ i’m going to be honest with you I’m not going to be honest with you. ❜
❛ stop asking me if I’m ok I’ll literally make out with you. ❜
❛ part of my masculine charm is that I’m literally insane. ❜
❛ are you sure those are demons bro? or are they consequences from the choices you made? ❜
❛ i do not identify as a boy or a girl. i identify as a nuisance, an irritant, a fool, and a problem. ❜
❛ praying on someone’s downfall isn’t enough i need to participate in it. ❜
❛ we all need to chill. i won’t do it first but it’s something i noticed. ❜
❛ not to sound like a Victorian woman suffering from hysteria but going to the sea would fix me. ❜
❛ the silly goose convention called; they asked if you could be their keynote speaker. ❜
❛ i deserve unrestricted access to old castles and old churches i want to know all the secrets. ❜
❛ doesn’t matter if you’re cringe or based we’re all just here to suffer. ❜
❛ I’m no longer comedic relief I’m now serious panic. ❜
❛ this is getting difficult to romanticize. ❜
❛ done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness needs a sword. ❜
❛ i am God’s silliest experiment. ❜
❛ i’m very vulnerable right now if anyone wants to take advantage of me. ❜
❛ sorry i overshared do you still think im hot? ❜
❛ I can yap for days and still maintain my air of mystery. ❜
❛ good luck sending me mixed signals; I don’t even understand normal ones. ❜
❛ not all of your life decisions have to be smart. some can be purely for cinematic value. ❜
❝ we're friends now. you can ask me for help. ❞ [[ from sayuuuuu 🥺 ]]
THERE'S A PART OF HER THAT HASN'T GOTTEN USED TO THIS YET. Being treated with kindness instead of the (rightful) hostility she was used to. Granted , this time they didn't crash her concert , but still. It's weird talking to her face-to-face . . or face-to-hologram? Whatever. That's not important. What is important is that while they may be friends , Mayday is still too proud to accept help from a cutesy teenage mermaid.
"THANKS , SAYU." SHE RAISES HER SHOULDERS NONCHALANTLY , as if she's shrugging off the offer entirely. "I'll keep that in mind , but Zuke and I can handle anything." Well . . . "Un-less.. you can put in a good word with TenTen for me? ..Nah , nevermind. I can just sneak into a concert if I really want to."
𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 . . . ( 𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐚 ) set the scene with these creative prompts. note: these can be used for starters. *themes: supernatural, high fantasy & adventure.
THE FOOL: A cobblestone bridge at dawn.
THE MAGICIAN: A bustling street market under twilight.
THE HIGH PRIESTESS: A midnight masquerade.
THE EMPRESS: A sprawling garden in full bloom.
THE EMPEROR: A high-rise office.
THE HIEROPHANT: A grand cathedral.
THE LOVERS: A secluded balcony overlooking a bustling city.
THE CHARIOT: A speeding train cutting through a desert
STRENGTH: A clearing in a dense forest
THE HERMIT: A small cabin atop a snowy mountain
WHEEL OF FORTUNE: A crowded casino with spinning wheels and flashing lights
JUSTICE: A dimly lit courtroom
THE HANGED MAN: A deserted pier at sunset
DEATH: An abandoned train station at dusk
TEMPERANCE: A quiet book shop
THE DEVIL: A lavish underground nightclub
THE TOWER: A crumbling lighthouse during a violent storm
" oh hang on, what's happening there? " From Ulala ! Dealer's choice ! (and got: MAYDAY AND ZUKE!)
ZUKE MOMENTARILY GLANCES AT THE WOMAN with the microphone before his gaze settles back on Mayday. He doesn’t remember how long she’s been going off , standing in the middle of the street ranting and raving to anyone that will listen. She sees one counterfeit “Ful Kyra” shirt while they’re walking to their next gig and instead of letting it go she feels the need to make it everyone’s problem.
“MAY. MAY. IT’S NOT WORTH IT. LET’S JUST GO.” He had tried to reason with her ── but he knows better than anyone that it’s no use. Once she gets fired up about something , it’s really hard to get her to cool down. This instance is no different , only this time she’s waving around Kul Fyra’s no wait Tatiana’s her guitar like it’s not a piece of Vinyl City’s history. He sighs , before looking back at the woman next to him as she speaks up. Oh shit. Is she with the TV? This can’t be happening.
HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY , RUBBING THE BACK of his neck as he does. It takes him far too long to realize that he should probably come up with an excuse instead of standing there awkwardly. “Um… uh………. performance art?” He finally spits out , the uncertainty in his tone making it a pretty crappy excuse of a.. well.. excuse.
