❝A Series Of Unfortunate Events❞ Sentence Meme
“I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”
“A good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.”
“This is my knife. It is very sharp and very eager to hurt you.”
“The sad truth is the truth is sad.”
“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”
“How can someone so wonderful do something so terrible?”
“The world is quiet here.”
“Welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.”
“Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.”
“Never, under any circumstances, let the Virginian wolfsnake near a typewriter.”
“Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things.”
“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”
“When people say ‘it’s my pleasure,’ they usually mean something along the lines of ‘there’s nothing on Earth I would rather do less.’”
“The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”
“Accidents happen all the time.”
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.”
“Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.”