The Optimistic Nihilists

Hello! We’re the Sunflower System! - 18

[eclectic-sunflower]

hello hello!! bio is below the cut!

ask me about my fantasy setting and worldbuilding please i’m begging /lh

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🌻Bio🌻

i try my best to tag things but please let me know if there’s anything you’d like me to tag! i’m cool with any method, anon, ask, or message!

i probably won’t signal boost anything unless i know you, so please don’t ask if we haven’t spoken at least like twice beforehand

i’m currently trying to write more so feel free to send prompts!!

also feel free to ask me about other stories i’m working on, i tend to write horror and fantasy but i do wanna try sci fi eventually

eclectic thoughts - generic me posts, original content

eclectic seeds - hornyposting

[comicsiswild]

I keep mispelling batman as bantam and i'm like

he's not a rooster wait a minute

[aethernalstars]

[comicsiswild]

help

[demilypyro]

I'm not meant to be a mom. I'm meant to be a rough but dependable onee-san

[wizardarchetypes]

speaking of peeing the bed it's been long enough that i can tell this story publicly. in high school i went to a party at some house with no adults, as you sometimes would, and at the end of the night like 10 people all clonked out together in the same bed. fully clothed, one of those teenage moments where you're like wow heehee how rule-breaking, because sure a lot of our parents wouldn't like us sleeping in a bed with a bunch of other teenagers and no adult supervision blah blah. fond memories. anyway.

i'm an extremely light sleeper, so i barely slept, and sometime around 6 am, i woke up to a girl totally panicking, very quietly, because she peed the bed in her sleep. and listen. this wasn't a group of mean kids by any measure. but there's no level of kindness or understanding in the world that will make peeing the bed when you're 17, surrounded by people you only sort of know, a gentle blow.

so i sat up and she was like "oh my god" and I signaled at her to be absolutely silent and I said I'd be right back. And I crawled over everyone and out of the bed like a stupid cat.

and the thing is, by senior year i wasn't getting bullied much anymore. i was generally pretty well liked by my peers, but, if this makes sense, people still didn't always expect very much from me. i was still figuring out how to mask (autistic) and i still often said or did something that made everyone remember i'm weird and they'd just be like "well. that's story for you. i guess." and for the most part i'd become pretty secure in that.

so what i'm saying is i had nothing to lose and this girl had everything to lose.

so i went downstairs and i made tomato soup. and by "made" i mean i put a whole can of tomato soup in a too-small mug and microwaved it until it was lukewarm so as to be convincingly "made" but not so hot to burn someone.

and then i walked back upstairs, and no longer like a cat, i clumsily "attempted" to crawl back into bed, loudly lost my balance, and spilled tomato soup all over the girl and her lap and several other people's laps and heads and the mattress.

everyone woke up confused and anguished and i was like, "oh my god, I'm so sorry. I just got really hungry and it's all i could find."

and everyone immediately accepted with absolutely no further questions that I would go downstairs, make tomato soup at 6 am,and bring it back to bed. everyone just begrudgingly climbed onto the floor and went back to sleep while I put the bedding right into the laundry.

i don't even know this girl's name. i only remembered this story recently because i'm in my hometown for a few months and recently a high school acquaintance said, "hey. do you remember spilling soup on everyone after prom? why did you do that?" and for a moment i genuinely did not and i stared at them completely dumbfounded while the memory loaded and then i started laughing too hard to answer for 2 minutes.

the best part is i can tell this story, and even if it reaches the people who were there, none of them will know which one of them peed the bed. thanks to tomato soup.

[wizardarchetypes]

people keep pointing out how bewildering this must have been from her point of view and it's making me laugh to tears. i never considered it. i had such a solid plan in my head. i went downstairs to find something to dump on the bed and when i saw the tomato soup i knew it was perfect because it has a distinct smell that would cover anything else and a color which would do the same.

i was so focused on my mission that in the 14 years since i've never once considered what it must have been like for her to decide to trust me because she had no other options, sit there in anguish for three minutes, and then watch me walk back into the room and dump soup on everyone.

[milfsisyphus]

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

[thezombiegeekinthehawaiianshirt]

[important-animal-images]

singing lessons

[pjackk]

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

Didnt smell good so i poured it down the drain without take a bite

[pjackk]

My plugs got a special strain i be buyin in bulk

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

[raspberry1-cake-deactivated2026]

(WIP) Princess from Slay The Princess

Click this to see Finished version!!

[raspberry1-cake-deactivated2026]

The Stranger from Slay The Princess 💘🔪

[prokopetz]

It’s not terribly mysterious why shit like the load-bearing coconut happens. Usually it goes something like this:

Goal: the programmers have a bunch of data they need to have access to in every scene  

Problem: the game engine they’re using does not support a global scope  

Solution: create an invisible game object that holds all of that data in its attributes, and make sure it’s the first thing that loads in every scene  

Additional problem: the game engine requires every object to have a texture assigned to it, even if it’s never rendered  

Additional solution: assign this random stock photo we just happened to have lying around as the texture for the fake global scope object  

Result: the resources folder now contains a random JPEG of a coconut that can’t be removed or else the whole game stops working

One might think that this understanding would make load-bearing coconuts less funny, but this is not in fact the case: it makes them much, much funnier.

[mr-elementle]

I had to make a point and click adventure game using an engine that tied music to sprites, so every location that used the same song was on the same map and you would just teleport around to the relevent area and only actually load a new one when the music changed, and the music was all tied to a picture of me wearing a vriska cosplay because it was the most recent image on my computer when i needed a coconut

[prokopetz]

#im making a point and click and its Much easier to check for inventory item than to make progress checks #so everytime certain progressions are made theres a character that doesnt exist and an item that doesnt exist gets put in their inventory #i cant have it in the players inventory for fear of them accessing it and fucking something up #his name is jim #he is default sprite blonde man and he stands just outside of every room you are in (via @starry-sloth)

[liberalsarecool]

Here is your mission.

[vullen]

future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy

[olioviol]

Oh wow, I can't believe 2015 is 10 years ago

[pickledwombat]

I just queued this for January 1st 2025 dw

[a-real-fast-goose]

Its today!!!

[shittysawtraps]

hello Michael Bay, i have someone whose introject of YOUR VERSION of Optimus prime is fronting. you must read the entirety of Eugenesis completely seriously, and may not show any responses such as disgust, fear, or laughter at any point within the story or he will rip off your face, just like you made him rip off the Fallen's face. There is no time limit, nor punishments for taking breaks to hydrate, eat or sleep, but the longer you take the more agitated he will get. Good luck.

(its me the ask author im the one with the prime introject he doesnt even like the movies thats the funniest part. he is the optimus prime from THOSE movies AND HE HATES THEM)

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[its-2am-bois]

having a discussion ab slime gender presentation i will return with my findings soon

[its-2am-bois]

made a chart

[its-2am-bois]

an update

[its-2am-bois]

dont know who charlie slimecicle is but he can be in the center of the chart if he wants

[what-even-is-thiss]

My brother told me I should learn Russian so I can yell at people in Russian multiplayer servers. This was the only reason he could think of for learning Russian. He genuinely thinks I should do this. I have never once in my life shown an interest in multiplayer games or learning Russian.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Dad come pick me up I’m getting peer pressured