Santana Lopez

u all suck im just here for britt. only straight i am is straight up bitch

[straightupbitchblog69]

Santana Lopez here

I am only here for britt

But i also keep it real and thats why everyone loves me.

[straightupbitchblog69]

Im just better then u all

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Omg being in love is so embarrassing 😭

[straightupbitchblog69]

Or are u just a dumbass

[kurt-in-style]

It's great to know that my future husband will be a dilf

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

We're having kids?!?!

[kurt-in-style]

I didn't think you would see this...

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Answer the question Kurt!!

[kurt-in-style]

I mean... I've always imagined myself having kids

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I'm not ready to be pregnant yet!! I need to finish law school at least!!

[kurt-in-style]

Sebastian, honey...

You're not getting pregnant..

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Then??? How???? Babies?????

[kurt-in-style]

I've always wanted to adopt :)

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

...oh. never tell anyone about what I said initially

[kurt-in-style]

@straightupbitchblog69

Oh no, I missclicked..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Sebastians Preggers everybody

[kurt-in-style]

@seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation

I am in total love with this bag I got!!

You're so getting a blowjob tomorrow night

[straightupbitchblog69]

I think i jst threw up keep this priv

[kurt-in-style]

You're always dirty talking with brit in the middle of glee!!

[straightupbitchblog69]

Thats different

[kurt-in-style]

Sure it is, Satan

[straightupbitchblog69]

Bite me Hummel

[kurt-in-style]

That's brit's job

[straightupbitchblog69]

Yeah it is

[kurt-in-style]

@seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation

I am in total love with this bag I got!!

You're so getting a blowjob tomorrow night

[straightupbitchblog69]

I think i jst threw up keep this priv

[kurt-in-style]

You're always dirty talking with brit in the middle of glee!!

[straightupbitchblog69]

Thats different

[kurt-in-style]

Sure it is, Satan

[straightupbitchblog69]

Bite me Hummel

[kurt-in-style]

@seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation

I am in total love with this bag I got!!

You're so getting a blowjob tomorrow night

[straightupbitchblog69]

I think i jst threw up keep this priv

[kurt-in-style]

You're always dirty talking with brit in the middle of glee!!

[straightupbitchblog69]

Thats different

[suitfer]

kurt/sam

[kurt-in-style]

@seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation

I am in total love with this bag I got!!

You're so getting a blowjob tomorrow night

[straightupbitchblog69]

I think i jst threw up keep this priv

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hummel i found u a better man

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Um, who?

[straightupbitchblog69]

Yk him hes sweet and blonde very blonde very dumb

[kurt-in-style]

I know you're talking about Sam..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hes Bi just came out to the glee club and he thinks ur hot

[kurt-in-style]

I mean he is cute, but I really like Sebastian..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Sam will treat u better since yk little teeth fucker cant stay loyal

[kurt-in-style]

I know that Sebastian has a reputation But maybe he'll be loyal to me!

[straightupbitchblog69]

Well he already fucked it up and didnt

[kurt-in-style]

I guess he has flirted with a few guys in California but I don't think he ever really hooked up with them..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Oh lady hummel do u wanna see what i have also Dont we know not to question my judgement from rachel and brody

[kurt-in-style]

Wait, what? What do you have??

[straightupbitchblog69]

[kurt-in-style]

That was...

That was a long time ago, right @seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation ??

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Duh?? It was before sectionals. I was planning on showing you them to crush you self confidence, but then... well I didn't want to do it anymore and I certainly didn't want you to see those.

Beside, I'm never going to hang out with that grease ball ever again

[kurt-in-style]

Wait, did he cheat on me with you??

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

I... I'm not sure?? I mean we never fucked or even makeout but we went on kinda dates.

Between the two of us, I think Blaine made a point to keep it right on the line between platonic and sexual. You know, for deniability.

[kurt-in-style]

For deniability??

Oh god I think I'm going to be sick..

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Well wait till you get here so I can hold the throw up bowl for you

[kurt-in-style]

I guess I'll try..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Oh shit sorry gang assumed these were from yesterday saw tge fucker at the lima-bean and found these in his phone

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hummel i found u a better man

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Um, who?

[straightupbitchblog69]

Yk him hes sweet and blonde very blonde very dumb

[kurt-in-style]

I know you're talking about Sam..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hes Bi just came out to the glee club and he thinks ur hot

[kurt-in-style]

I mean he is cute, but I really like Sebastian..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Sam will treat u better since yk little teeth fucker cant stay loyal

[kurt-in-style]

I know that Sebastian has a reputation But maybe he'll be loyal to me!

[straightupbitchblog69]

Well he already fucked it up and didnt

[kurt-in-style]

I guess he has flirted with a few guys in California but I don't think he ever really hooked up with them..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Oh lady hummel do u wanna see what i have also Dont we know not to question my judgement from rachel and brody

[kurt-in-style]

Wait, what? What do you have??

[straightupbitchblog69]

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hummel i found u a better man

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Um, who?

[straightupbitchblog69]

Yk him hes sweet and blonde very blonde very dumb

[kurt-in-style]

I know you're talking about Sam..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hes Bi just came out to the glee club and he thinks ur hot

[kurt-in-style]

I mean he is cute, but I really like Sebastian..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Sam will treat u better since yk little teeth fucker cant stay loyal

[kurt-in-style]

I know that Sebastian has a reputation But maybe he'll be loyal to me!

[straightupbitchblog69]

Well he already fucked it up and didnt

[kurt-in-style]

I guess he has flirted with a few guys in California but I don't think he ever really hooked up with them..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Oh lady hummel do u wanna see what i have also Dont we know not to question my judgement from rachel and brody

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hummel i found u a better man

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Um, who?

[straightupbitchblog69]

Yk him hes sweet and blonde very blonde very dumb

[kurt-in-style]

I know you're talking about Sam..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hes Bi just came out to the glee club and he thinks ur hot

[kurt-in-style]

I mean he is cute, but I really like Sebastian..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Sam will treat u better since yk little teeth fucker cant stay loyal

[kurt-in-style]

I know that Sebastian has a reputation But maybe he'll be loyal to me!

[straightupbitchblog69]

Well he already fucked it up and didnt

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hummel i found u a better man

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Um, who?

[straightupbitchblog69]

Yk him hes sweet and blonde very blonde very dumb

[kurt-in-style]

I know you're talking about Sam..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hes Bi just came out to the glee club and he thinks ur hot

[kurt-in-style]

I mean he is cute, but I really like Sebastian..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Sam will treat u better since yk little teeth fucker cant stay loyal

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hummel i found u a better man

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Um, who?

[straightupbitchblog69]

Yk him hes sweet and blonde very blonde very dumb

[kurt-in-style]

I know you're talking about Sam..

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hes Bi just came out to the glee club and he thinks ur hot

[straightupbitchblog69]

Hummel i found u a better man

@kurt-in-style

[kurt-in-style]

Um, who?

[straightupbitchblog69]

Yk him hes sweet and blonde very blonde very dumb

[straightupbitchblog69]

Got this photo of my pretty girl and im posting it so u can see that you all suck and britts the only good person in this world

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Got this photo of my pretty boy and im posting it so u can see that you all suck and @kurt-in-style the only good person in this world

[kurt-in-style]

Oh my gosh, you're such a sweetheart!!

[seb-thecoffeedrinker-ation]

Never thought the day would come where Kurt Hummel would call me a sweetheart. Should I buy a lottery ticket?

[kurt-in-style]

Be quiet, meerkat <33

[straightupbitchblog69]

Kurt what did i say do y wanna know smy u probs dont wanna know