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Vincent….Vince….Vin…..Vinnie~💚

I just like to imagine Alastor giving him a nickname based on his name Vincent 🩵

Can we talk about how this is probably how Alastor acts when in love?

Like, yeah, he's asexual, but that doesn't mean aromantic and there is definitely 🌟romantic🌟 vibes to this scene (at least from Vox's end, Alastor's end is questionable but plausible)

lucidnee

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

lucidnee

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

lucidnee

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

strangeblogmain

I just can't get over how much sex ed is lacking in adults

For example, HPV causes penial, vaginal, anal, and oral cancers, not just vaginal, so men should be getting paps too.

Paps can be self collected, you do not have to get it done by a doctor if you're not comfortable with it (depending on your area though you'll have to request self collection because despite the US knowing this for decades they still insist upon clinician collected samples, and if your doctor refuses, then refuse the exam because that's just pred*tory at that point)

Men need to wipe after they pee, just the same as women. If you're a man and don't believe this, take some azo and check your undies.

Men need to sit to pee, the splatter can reach SEVERAL feet. If you don't believe this, again take azo.

Men need to pee after sex/masterbating, just the same as women.

Everyone needs to be washing their hands (under the nails too) before and after touching your own or anyone else's private parts. Do NOT touch anything between washing your hands and touching anyone's genitals.

Everyone needs to be cleaning their sex toys before and after each use. With sex toy cleaner, never use soap and water or chemical cleaners - this can cause uti's and yeast infections. For men specifically, just because you clean your toys with soap and water and have no symptoms does NOT mean it's okay, men are often asymptomatic and therefore don't know they have an infection and pass it along to their partners.

At this men should be getting checked REGULARLY for yeast infections and std/i's. Men are often asymptomatic which is precisely why they should be getting checked regularly, honestly more frequently than women, because this leads to men passing this to their partners and as a man if you have prolonged infections, you are at risk of infertility and complications.

If you have a yeast infection, uti, bv, or sti, do not sleep with your partner again until they're treated as well. This is especially common in women who sleep with men as when women get bv or yeast infections no one thinks to treat the man as well, but studies have shown the male partner needs treated as well or the female will have recurring infections.

Wash your genitals before and after penetration. For both partners, this prevents uti's. For the partner being penetrated this also helps protect you from yeast infections and bv. I've heard many women complain of recurring yeast infections and bv just to find their male partners were not maintaining proper hygiene down there.

Do NOT stay in wet or sweaty clothes, this is asking for a yeast infection, change into clean and dry clothes as soon as possible.

Wear breathable fabrics and avoid thongs, this reduces risk of yeast infections and bv.

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

beezelblub

Bless me with thy potato luck my lord

aceofheartsssss

pleaseee help meeee potato lmao everything feels like shittt latelyyy

elf-kid2

There's something about how Moxxie & Millie both represent and subvert the Expectations.

They are the show's safe, stable, happily married Het Couple. A Man & Woman of the same race, solar heights, relatively vanilla preferences, and monogamy.

But Moxxie is Bisexual, and they are both Gender-Nonconforming in various ways. Millie could easily be labeled as a "tomboy"; Moxxie as "effeminate". They have a mutual Ex. They occasionally cross-dress.

Millie is the stereotypical Wrathian Imp. She grew up on a farm, with a big family. She's violent, has a temper, and loves to brawl. Her job involves violence, and she loves her job.

Moxxie is the stereotypical City-Imp. He wears a bowtie, and calls his boss "Sir." He acts snobbish when he can get away with it, and worries about money. He carries a gun.

Millie left the Farm to get a fancy, big-city career at an imp-owned business. Moxxie is not afraid to talk back to his Boss, and argue if he thinks Blitz is making a bad decision.

They are the "Normal Ones" in the soap-opera drama. Their experience, their relationship, is painted as the exception, and not the rule.

Just. M&M.

If we look at any other relationship in the show-- Stella & Stolas (man & woman, same race, "picture perfect" family); Fizz & Ozzie (stable long-term relationship, sickeningly sweet together); Stolas & Blitz (Moxxie and Stolas both enjoy theater; Millie & Blitz both enjoy roughhousing, etc,)-- M&M stand as a reference-point to compare and contrast them to.

It's interesting to think about.

l-offical

Bish! We need to have a talk. Why you always got bedhead when you never even so much as lie down?

I lay down in a bed from time to time...

strangeblogmain

Where's the PROOF?!

thats-a-mood-gabriella

I have watched Sinsmas probably a dozen times so how have I only just noticed that when Stolas runs to catch up to Via immediately after the fight with Andrealphus, she looks SURPRISED that he's come to talk to her.

Like she saved him from her uncle and started walking away, fully assuming that the only thing Stolas would care about that moment was being with Blitz. In her heart of hearts, she's shocked that her presence even registers to him. That he would walk even ten feet away from Blitz to come talk to her.

My heart can't take this. Oh, Via, my sweet owl daughter. He's not perfect but he loves you so much.

timkontheunsure

If Blitz calls back to this with his new secretary I laughed so hard

feralkwe

give your characters exes.

give them a variety of exes. give them relationships that shaped who they are but did not last. give them people they tried very hard to love but it didn't work out. give them situationships that taught them things. give them something deep that was real but could not endure. things that hurt. things that ended amicably. people with whom hot passion cooled to warm affection and became undying friendship.

no more first and only. give me the context of what made them know the next or one after was final and right.

helluvagirlboss

@awkwardandeccentric Stealing your tags because YES. Blitz meeting the love of his life in his mid-30s after a long list of ex-lovers is so great and a great way to show that love finds you in crazy and unpredictable ways.

wazzi2ya

envy-37

you're joining captain blitzø's ship? 🏴‍☠️ he's pretty convincing.

peter-aaa-deactivated20260316

onehelluvafan

li-distortion

your ‘hear me out’ character cannot be blitzø buckso. that is a conventionally attractive spawn of hell.

fanthirtheen

Stella has personality, you just don't like it. Octavia has personality, you just don't like it. Millie has personality, you just don't like it.

Viv can write female characters with personality, you just don't like seeing female characters with flaws.

Stella is selfish, stupid, privileged, and enjoys others' suffering. You know, like a villain. Because she's a villain.

Octavia is sheltered, has narrow view, little experience, and doesn't care about things outside her little world. You know, like a teenager. Because she's a teenager.

Millie is passive, patient, and focuses on supporting those she cares about. You know, like an repressed eldest sibling. Because she's a repressed older sibling.

Loona is aggressive, selfish, and distrustful. You know, like a foster kid that spent a LOT of time in the system. Because she was a foster kid who spent a lot of time in the system.

I think this is a collection of diverse and interesting characters. Just because Stella isn't seen being a good or loving mother doesn't mean she's one dimensional or poorly written, it means she isn't a good mom and doesn't want to be.

Why does "giving Stella personality" have to mean "good mommy who loves her daughter"? You guys just can't handle a character who is explicitly a bad mom who doesn't like her kid. Unfortunately, there are bad moms in the world.

strangeblogmain

All I'm saying is I want Stella to be lesbian af. She looks lesbian. Her brother is gay so we know it's in her family. Explains her hatred for Stolas because his open gayness forced her to confront her own repressed desires.