Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 10
Jesus Christ (The Bible)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Jesus art by @wolfythewitch
please you can’t expect me to choose
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 10
Jesus Christ (The Bible)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Jesus art by @wolfythewitch
please you can’t expect me to choose
artfight card ooo
there’s even more characters on my account
I LOVE THE ARTFIGHT THEMES AAAAHHHHHHHHJJJ
combining my favorite aspects of g1 and g3 designs to make my own ideal-ish designs (im aware this has been done many times I swear im not trying to copy anyone)
Part 2: Draculaura
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I forgot to color one earring. I don’t wanna fix it. Ignore it
yap under the cut
I DONT WANNA MAKE UPDATED CHARACTER REFS FOR ARTFIGHT 😭😭
sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.
ngl I thought “christ menstruation” meant like…jesus christ’s menstrual cycle. like he had a period and you’re mad about it
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
It's pride month everyone
combining my favorite aspects of g1 and g3 designs to make my own ideal-ish designs (im aware this has been done many times I swear im not trying to copy anyone)
Part 1: Frankie Stein
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yap under the cut
can’t believe ive never seen a single person talk about that one time monster high had frankie talk about how they don’t know if any of their feelings are real or if they’re even alive at all. If they’re just a collection of parts, if they ever even had that “spark” that made them alive or if they’re just a machine tricked into having the illusion of consciousness. literally just talking to a fucking zombie unicorn guy about how they don’t feel real
IN THE SAME MOVIE where frankie felt isolated from their peers because all of them have their long family lines and proudly represent their heritage (or scaritage) and frankie doesn’t know anything about theirs because their parents will NOT talk about their grandfather or any of the frankensteins (also crazy dark implications if you’ve read frankenstein). where frankie lives in a world where everyone around them has thousands of years of history and they were just…built some day
monster high really did that huh
everytime i get posts from fandoms i don't know/aren't in i scream WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???? WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE???? in my head
dracula adaptation where the whole thing is told as a 50 part grwm storytime tiktok with each journal entry being a different part
am i the only one who actually liked the ending of good omens…?
about to yap under this persons post so sorry to them. I also hope this is coherent and makes sense: no cuz like i absolutely adored it for what it was and sobbed. I thought everyone else was going to feel the same and then logged onto tumblr this morning after finishing it to see EVERYONE absolutely HATING IT. it was making me kinda sad. People were saying it was bury your gays, that it was all for nothing then, etc etc. but I truly think this is people all having different interpretations of characters. I from the first time I ever watched good omens and read the book personally understood Crowley and Aziraphale as two entities who ADORED humans and wanted to help them. I think them choosing to cease to exist for the future humans isn’t the sad ending everyone is making it out to be. I think that choice of death is brave and very in character for both of them. Crowley wanted to system dismantled and believed it unable to be fixed. Aziraphale viewed the system as flawed but being able to be fixed. This allows them to both see that happen in their own ways. I found that death bitter sweet. Their death was not for nothing. They would’ve sacrificed themselves for the humans a million times over in my eyes. I personally do not believe they could’ve ever fixed that system. the system of heaven and hell was flawed in my eyes and neither of them could’ve fixed it. I do not think of their deaths as sad even tho I am sad to see them go. They offered a beautiful final spark to free humans from heaven and hell as well as themselves. Seeing their look a-likes get to exist in the new universe was so sweet. To me (not to quote arcane)this is my “in all timelines. In all possibilities.” I absolutely loved the ending personally and am so glad we got a finale it was good for the timeline and runtime they were offered. I wouldn’t have wanted them to exist under that system any longer and I’m so glad they can just be them. Saying it was all for nothing implies the impact of that character was meaningless which I don’t find to be true. I think Bury your gays has a deep history that this does not parallel in my eyes.
argggg yes
this whole series is about an angel and a demon who love humans. they spent 6,000 years living on earth. they are different from all other demons and angels BECAUSE they are so human. The plot of every single season is them trying to save humanity. Specifically, saving humanity FROM the system.
The world did not “end”, they didn’t “destroy everything” and it certainly was not “all for nothing”
In the end, their final decision is save humanity, for good this time. They choose to build a world where everyone truly has free will, and nobody is dictated by powers beyond their control. Crowley and Aziraphale have spent their existence fighting the system that has tried to keep them apart and in the end they choose to destroy it. They choose a world where nobody will ever have to say “because im an angel and you’re a demon”.
And maybe they don’t get to see it. But they know that these humans whom they’ve loved for thousands of years, despite all their flaws, will finally be free. I think a bittersweet ending makes perfect sense for this story.
Say what you will about the plot lines and pacing (because yes, I agree, it sucks how rushed this had to be), but I will firmly defend the ending idc
I really need a stylus
The silliest thing I find about this whole "they only got 30 years together in the end with no memories of their shared history so what was the point" is that EVERYONE THINKS THEY ONLY MET EACH OTHER IN THIS ONE SINGULAR LIFETIME REALITY instead of my immediate thought that as its architects, Aziraphale and Crowley were wound so deep into the fabric of the new universe that there is a version of them finding each other and falling in love every single generation for billions and billions of years??????
A Roman version and a French Revolution version and a WWII version and ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND---
For goodness sake the song that plays over this version of them finding and falling in love is "Time After Time"! THE IMPLICATION IS THAT THEY WILL ALWAYS FIND EACH OTHER!!!!!! ***ALWAYS*** IN EVERY LIFETIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“they literally spent all that time together just to kill them off” THEY WERE WITH EACH OTHER UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They met when the COSMOS were being CREATED and they were HAND IN HAND at the LITERAL END OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!
AND THEY CONTINUED TO BE WITH EACH OTHER IN THE NEXT TIMELINE!!!!
they were literally together for all of eternity omfg what more do you people WANTTTTT
good omens 3 spoilers no context
For a moment I thought they were going to spend eternity together in the cosmic bookshop writing the whole universe back in existence in the blank books...
They wouldn't have wanted that, though, because then they would be playing god. Instead of one person knowing where every card in the deck is placed there would be two, sure, but other than that, it just recreates the original problem. Rhat there was fate, a book that could write, erase, and rewrite reality, and that anyone was writing it to begin with WAS one of their biggest issues with the universe. If they took the reigns rather than leaving it up to chance and the universe, they would be doing exactly what Aziraphale did at the end of season two.
Also, the world at the end is our world. The real one, that's much older than 6 million. And even if it's mortal, even if it's not eternity, they are together. The authors of their own story, just like everybody else.
you get it bro ❤️🩹