But Tammy Thompson’s A Girl

Stranger Things Incorrect Quotes She/Her <3

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Eddie, after having a nosebleed: Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.

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Eddie: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.

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Hopper: Don’t go picking a fight with me, Kid. I could make your life difficult.

Jonathan, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.

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Suzie: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Eden made me get tested.

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Steve, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!

Robin: I don’t know, dude, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”.

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Argyle: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog".

Jonathan (sober): How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

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Dustin: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two friends in my entire life: Eddie and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Eddie.

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Chrissy: This should be illegal!

Eddie: It is.

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Dustin: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Steve.

Steve: I hate myself.

Dustin: Alright, square up.

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Steve: I can't believe you've done this.....

Robin: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Steve, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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Erica, watching Robin & Steve panic : What's going on?

Dustin: Robin is having a midlife crisis and Steve is just having a crisis.

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Steve, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.

Erica: You're kinda ugly.

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Steve: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born.

Erica: Aw... that's not true.

Erica: It'd be exactly the same.

Erica: You're not important.

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Dustin: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.

Lucas: Rock.

Dustin: Paper.

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Will: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Dustin: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Mike: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Lucas: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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Robin: You think you're smarter than everyone else.

Erica: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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Max: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Lucas: Oh, we've had worse.