Oh So Sordid

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[strangesnakewithlegs]

Uh i think i just ate myself?

Dinner was taking too long so i nibbled on myself and then i got a lil too hungry and nibbled a lil too hard

[strangesnakewithlegs]

Yippee i managed to get one of those anti ai ao3 skins :)

[xxxprosp3r0neilxxx]

Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed

[zhaohuis-lost-walnut]

list of some of the freakiest things Cezhou did in no specific order because these two are wild. Spoilers for the whole series, you have been warned

made out while covered in shit, piss, and vomit (that's true love)

I'm legally required to mention the horse scene

shaving pubes as punishment

XCY internally referring to SZC as his "new falcon" on several occasions. As in "I look forward to the challenge of taming him"

hate sex

giving head under a table as one of their subordinates cried his heart out about feeling like a failure or something. idk

the cheating role play

SZC using his grippers to fondle XCY's bulge at a WORK DINNER

XCY continuing to ruthlessly fuck SZC even after knowing Ji Gang was on the other side of the door, stating he "didn't care" and simply wanted to assert his dominance

their sex in general is pretty unhinged. RIP SZC's ass

[shorlinesorrows]

it will never not be funny to me that shen zechuan didn't have access to the "am i gay" test and so he checked at a brothel to determine if he was attracted to the male courtesans or just That One Guy

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[strangesnakewithlegs]

Someone save stratt lmao

[strangesnakewithlegs]

Bro wtf is this headache im actually gonna throw up😭

[strangesnakewithlegs]

Ok so it was my period

[strangesnakewithlegs]

Bro wtf is this headache im actually gonna throw up😭

[strangesnakewithlegs]

WHY WAS THE TAX 75 DOLLARS

[strangesnakewithlegs]

Just realized that whenever someone mentions a doctor without specifying the gender, I immediately assume theyre a woman

I long for the day my aura is so woke my mere presence atomizes conservatives

[zipsunz]

F I N D H E R

[strangesnakewithlegs]

Oh it’s going to get worse

[waterdhaviancheeses]

Single Mages are dying to meet you!

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

[ohnogodpls]

My good friend, he summoned me

[strangesnakewithlegs]

Do i want her or is she me

[strangesnakewithlegs]

I want to lick that tv.

[cyrellinate]

posting gsgw for once, go my tv yaoi 🤤🤤🤑