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Lol a mom and in your 30s? What're u doing writing smut?
i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
hoooooh buddy i am hurtin for some luck
someone put up posters on campus and I’m honestly so happy
A girl I know recently got engaged and I am 100% sure she does not like her boyfriend. She literally just posted a picture of him & her on their last holiday and captioned it as ‘friends’, she also shared one of those quiz things where they match you with a celebrity and it matched her with Nick Jonas and she shared it and said ‘I can all but dream of this one day’ and her fiancé was like ??? And she was like ‘it’s just a joke’ and he was all ‘jokes are supposed to be funny’.
So he went and did the quiz (I assume to be petty) and he got Margot Robbie and shared it and she got incredibly irate with him and basically said that he shouldn’t even dream about that because it wouldn’t happen (as though her and Nick Jonas would???) and she accused him of rigging it, and then told him he’s already PUNCHING WITH HER and he should feel “blessed” she even LET HIM date her. Verbatim her words were: “you already know i’m too good for you, why would you want anyone else? You’re lucky I even said yes to the first date.” She isn’t joking, it wasn’t said funnily. It was said with a shitty tone. THEN SHE EDITED HER OWN FACE onto MARGOT ROBBIE & MADE THAT HER PROFILE PICTURE.
I am deceased. She’s 33 and he’s 40.
They’ve removed each other from Facebook and Instagram. Guys! Could this be????
Also instead of “problem behaviour” call it “distressed behaviour” for a more accurate picture of what the person is actually facing
I can’t reblog this enough, I will do it every damn time I see it from now to death.
When someone frames your mental health issues as attention seeking behavior, problem behavior, or any other negatively-coded context, it creates an environment that makes you feel guilty, wrong, and selfish for struggling with things outside of your control. As a result, serious issues are allowed to arise in the absence of support.
Also a girl who I really like but am not yet very close to has enthusiastically joined a pyramid scheme and posts 900 videos a day of her washing an orange and it’s honestly killing me but I never want to shit on anyone’s dreams so I’m going along as if they’re 10/10
everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.
* gwyneth paltrow
So. I got a first (distinction) for this year of my degree, which I did in the throws of my high-risk pregnancy, before I gave birth and without attending a single tutorial. Not one for patting myself on the back, but I'm very, very proud of myself!
Off to be induced! Absolutely shitting it 😂😂
Do you remember that girl I was talking about who was telling everyone she was also in a high risk pregnancy even though she wasn’t? She’s just messaged me on Instagram, unprovoked, to tell me how horrendous labour is and how nothing will help me, nothing will comfort me and I will hate it, but I should drink coconut water knowing full well I’m being induced in 2 days?????????
The baby has 4 days to get out of me or the doctors are going to medically make him leave and please kid, take one for the team
M gave me a Tiffany’s ring for my birthday and when he handed me the bag I literally went ‘omg is this an engagement ring’ and it wasn’t and he was like ‘this is why I’m giving it to you whilst we’re alone’ 😂😂😂😂
I didn’t give birth... Also, they weighed me today and because I’ve been on this special diet for the gestational diabetes, I now weigh less then I did when I first got pregnant????? I was 69kg and I am now 65kg??????? Except I’m also 9 months pregnant ????????????
For the last 3 weeks I have been jokingly saying he is going to come on Wednesday this week and I actually think I might be having the start of contractions ????????????
how am i stressing and not giving a shit at the same time