heavy metal broke my heart

Vero. 22 years old. butch lesbian. German. she/they pronouns. I'm a sarcastic asshole and just very tired. You might find some fandom stuff here occasionally but mostly I post fun stuff or stuff that annoys me.

[velidewrites]

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

[paranetics]

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

[redstonedust]

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

[yokelfelonking]

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

[redstonedust]

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

[yokelfelonking]

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

[redstonedust]

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

[delirious--mistakes]

[filmgifs]

Some of the cameos in GLASS ONION (2022)

[wizard-spells]

what happened to the skeleton war, you guys used to love the skeleton war

[clownboybebop]

having a dick would be cool because when it got hard I could lay down on my back and nap while my dick stood watch like a meerkat. in case of scary matters

[catchymemes]

[waystar-royco]

the thing that makes hotd so fun is that there’s no jon snow types to bring the mood down with their fucking morals or whatever. it’s just all crazy bitches all the time.

[giallo4ver]

Yes.

[demilypyro]

[lesb0]

Cigarettes = bad for you and everyone near you but unfortunately the energies and visuals are extremely sexy and erotic. The scent of charred tar alone.

Vapes = bad for you and nobody else but the energies and visuals are extremely asexual and repelling. Even the idea of someone addicted to strawberry vape juice immediately makes anyone dry as the sahara desert. Free birth control

[dankmemeuniversity]

[soberscientistlife]

Way to go dad!!

[lesbionic-guide-to-the-gala-blog]

[ratchetmessreturns]

[trance-forbic]

based actually

[memeclassheroes]