The push and pull of ārelationships can be very affectionate and still be platonicā and āthose are the gayest motherfuckers Iāve ever seenā.
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The push and pull of ārelationships can be very affectionate and still be platonicā and āthose are the gayest motherfuckers Iāve ever seenā.
They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.
It's under "Visibility" on the blog configuration menu. You have to set it individually for each blog.
i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or iām going to become evil for real
shoutout to boring queer people who donāt do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay
Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.
Why do bilingual characters in fanfics talk like That�
No one is going to randomly switch languages mid-sentence while speaking to someone who doesnāt speak those languages. Or āget mixed upā and āforget to switch backā when talking to someone who only speaks English. Unless they just suffered a concussion or are hallucinating, theyāre going to be very aware of what language theyāre using.
Also, pet names, esp in other languages, are personal, they wonāt be tacked-on at the ends of sentences when theyāre flirting with strangers or acquaintances.
Letās be honest, the first thing youāre going to teach someone to say in your language wonāt be their version of ābaby/darlingā it will be swear words and insults.
i am constantly thinking about that one post about like, shonen manga being so misogynistic it circles back around to homoeroticism. i want to read an essay about that phenomenon
bro we are life partners my whole world revolves around youā¦maybe someday iāll get [GENERIC FACELESS WIFE] to prove im straight (or maybe i have already) but for now its just us and our extremely complicated magic system against the world. i love you more than my boring girlfriend but i wont tell you because of [AMBIGUOUS REASONS LEFT UP TO READERāS INTERPRETATION]. i cant tell you manā¦.but itās okay because weāll always be together, even when me and my girlfriend finally tie the knot with absolutely zero enthusiasm. youāll always be my number one. because weāre friends <3
Modern Sherlock Holmes but heās a 27 year old, drinks energy drinks only, is astonishing polite and has no idea how the solar system works because it was never relevant to a case but can name every every person involved in making Super Mario Bros because he did need that for a case once.
Watson is continuously appalled about his eating habits and makes vague posts on Twitter that ends in threads like
Watson: āMy roommate noticed only today that he can label his email inboxs but took apart his entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.ā
Person: āThis reminds me of the post about the roommate who couldnāt turn on the coffee machine but remembers like 500 numbers of piā
Watson: āIāll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same roommate.ā
Has anyone else been in the strangest, most indecipherable headspace of their life lately
Bitch, itās called trauma! Weāre all limping through a fuckin pandemic!
I will literally be mid breakdown reblogging shit on tumblr itās all a facade
every character brendan fraser played in the 1990s was the himboest himbo to ever himbo
eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions
that 16th century peasant feeling
Either people with ADHD need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to the doctor
bike kidz (arakita was for me because heās my son, teshima was for a commission)
Teshima: *in a crowd and can't find Aoyagi* this calls for drastic measures
Teshima: *uses his hands as a microphone* TESHIMA SUCKS!
Aoyagi: *from across the street* what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
Teshima: there he is