sleeping with the fishes

god bless mike crew

[strategicfailings]

Free will caused this. I think.

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[getocakes]

[strategicfailings]

I smell you

what

[waestlandbaby]

When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

[sensuhals]

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

[tnystrk-exe]

[entropychronicles]

[belovedgamers]

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[blabbinbab]

martin really running on 0 gems with jon in season 4

[trlake-deactivated20200421]

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

[craigzlist]

that’s pussy babe!

[sonypraystation]

[imcoolwithonions]

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

[sonypraystation]

you think i do this shit cause it easy

[himewarlock]

Breekon and Hope

[i-am-the-oyster]

[hoehazza]

i remember july like it was yesterday

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis