Life's a Beach

Not here a lot but occasionally i come back from the dead to post like 2.3 things

[mikedugans]

[catwithaknife]

here are my favourite babycenter.com poll questions from the past week

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[the-crooked-library]

online friendships are a delicate mix of “i know all your deepest secrets” and “wait you’re not left-handed”

[goawfma]

bitch i got adhd lmao

[byerlyv]

Carbon dioxide has only one atom more than carbon monoxide just in case you think breathing is harmless

[slowheart]

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

[haechangelic]

rb with ur ethnicity and whether or not u like spicy food

[podencos]

[otomokatsuhiro]

[strawberry-beach]

“Are you Mormon?”

Yes

[strawberry-beach]

Fun story I sent this to the family group chat and started a meme war then my dad chewed us out for disrespecting the prophet

[strawberry-beach]

“Are you Mormon?”

Yes

[haylionthemoose]

After President Nelson’s talk, I feel appropriately chastised for my flippant attitude toward his call to use the full name of the church. 

[strawberry-beach]

Okay so I got a lot of repenting to do and I’m never calling myself Mormon ever again

[haylionthemoose]

“I think our tendency is just to bring brownies rather than figure out how to walk into the moment with honesty and love.”

— Sister Bonnie H. Cordon

[mormonmonastery]

“Our relationship with the Savior will be determined, or at least affected, by our relationship with others.”

— Jeffrey R. Holland

[strawberry-beach]

“If you know of an old injury, repair it.”

-Elder Holland

[twinkothydrake]

my spirit has ascended, goodbye