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kimsiever

Moroni pride

https://www.reddit.com/r/mormon/comments/mjn0yv/moroni_pride/

#wow they really graphiced that design #captain moroni

and-her-saints

Jesus, the Prisoner (art by me)

and-her-saints

do not piss me off.

many-sparrows

The Catholic Worker, 1937

shmrie

When someone finishes their mission and comes home they are a

Return missionary

Returned missionary

Voting ended onJun 18

Shamelessly stealing this poll idea from by common consent but was honestly something I had never thought about at all and now I am curious what the denizens of tumblrstake think

gay-mormon-wizard

“I asked chat gpt—” well I asked of god, who giveth to all men liberally and upbraideth not; and he saith unto me, "the lord shall bless the poor and afflicted, scatter the powerful, and break in pieces the oppressor"

j-the-latter-gay-saint

five million years ago i was in the byu bookstore and i found. well. there's no other way to describe it than a furry take on the book of mormon. or at least it covered 1 nephi, maybe 2 nephi too. idk. it was a fully illustrated book i think. nephi and his family were lions. jeremiah was also there and he was. sigh. jeremiah was a frog. anyway please tell me SOMEONE else remembers this and i'm not crazy

mormonmonastery

you are not crazy; you are thinking of Michael Mercer's From The Dust: The Last King of Judah, which focused on explaining the geopolitical context of 1 Nephi's sixth-century Judea setting to LDS kids via Book of Mormon fursonas:

here is Frog Jeremiah, an creative choice that was almost certainly for no other reason than making a Three Dog Night joke:

truly, the world is abundant.

#book of mormon #1 nephi #dysfunctional wilderness cult family

amethystmoons

They were right things really do be coming to pass.

bookofmormonmemes

and it came to pass and it didst not stop coming to pass

#thou shalt be fed unto the commandments; yet thou shalt smite thineself upon the ground and run and running thou shalt not be made weary

agnus-dei1312

Magnificat linocut by Sarah Fuller

mormonmonastery

Night Vale First Ward

It has come to our attention that some wards (even some wards in this very stake, Desert Bluffs) actually don’t use seerstones during church? What do they read from during Sunday School? How do they keep the babies silently hypnotized throughout Sacrament Meeting? How do they find out what the secret hymn is that Sunday or which ward member is supposed to feed the curelom in the Stake Center basement this week? Don’t they have a plastic bin marked “SEERSTONES” up on the second shelf of the Library, in case anyone forgot their stone at home? How do they get anything done?

#eleven years ago...#this post is about to graduate from primary

oatmonger-deactivated20260529

>Open the book of Numbers

>its Names

justthatspiffy

how is it that jesus dies midday friday and is alive sunday morning and everyone says he was dead three days what is this

mormonmonastery

poor reading comprehension. all the bible passages prophesying or recounting the resurrection, as well as the apostles' and nicene creeds, only ever say that he rose on the third day, not that he was dead for three whole days. when you read that with the same level of attention many christians apply to the bible, you can get the idea that Jesus was dead for three days.