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lithy 25 🦣 im from 40,000 years ago

[furthian]

Musical theatre

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[yesornopolls]

Have you ever taught a class?

Have you ever taught a class?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[bobdylanyaoi]

[strawberrybakura]

The Egg Story for those who caare (tw bloody and gross?)

We were driving to LA to see an improv comedy show featuring Brennan Lee Mulligan. And I start getting the gnarliest menstrual cramps ever and I'm like crying in pain and squeezing my bfs hands and screaming at one point like serious pain passing this egg. But then the pain more or less ends and I'm fine for the comedy show. And I'm bleeding like a huge amount like the chair is RED my shorts are RED like I have been bleeding PROFUSELY. And I come home eventually and empty my menstrual cup and in it is a huge fleshy clot of uterine lining like packed in there like an egg in a little dish. It was insane like that was my egg I guess . Like palm sized solid egg

[leolaroot]

i could lay an egg if i wanted to and tried hard. its achievable to me.

[strawberrybakura]

i laid an egg once on the freeway to los angeles to see brennan lee mulligan in an improv show and it was INCREDIBLEY PAINFUL

[satan-offical]

Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it

Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*

[satan-offical]

I posted this yesterday and it already has 3k notes

[estherterrestrial]

snippy w the disco elysium thingies. you know what im talking about right. like the. I don't fucking know I didn't play it

[lestatslestits]

Visual representation of listening to a popular song when you heard the Weird Al version first

[strawberrybakura]

skimble gifs for everypony to enjoy