StrawberryMeatloaf

check out my art account! @berrysart I use any pronouns (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠) I liked dinosaurs and rocks when I was little, which basically tells you everything you need to know about me. 🩷💜💙✡️

[strawberrymeatloaf]

Draw for StrawberryMeatloaf ~ Secret Drawing Box

Secret Drawing Box is a web game that allows you to get drawings from your friends but you will never know who sent you the drawings

Please send me some silly little drawings pls 🥺

[strawberrymeatloaf]

I have so many feelings about this

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[suddenlysprite]

Moving house tomorrow

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

[eggshellsareneat]

Not mine, mine is a

[hotvampireadjacent]

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[gaytommykinard]

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

[luckycaptainluz]

pls why do kids do this

[otaku553]

I’m not super proud of how this turned out but after 11 hours I finally finished it!! One of these days I’ll get better at drawing environments and backgrounds

[solarsyrup]

CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

[my-gender-is-mensch]

I want a golem in my pocket

I want a golem in my pocket

I want to know my protector is at hand

I want to feel a presence with me so that I will not be afraid anymore

The golem would grow from clay and plaster and microplastics waste nearby

Would stand tall when I want to shrink and run and hide

Would be a wall, a guardian, a stinging swift rebuke to those who hunt me and mine

I’d call out and be safe

From the jeers and the anger and the stones

The golem would rise and sweep aside those who think they dance righteously on our bones

But there is no golem now

The ritual I follow does not build him

My script I know by heart

The run the hide the scared

There is no golem now

I must be my own protector

[autisticlittleguy]

So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.

In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.

> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut

> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.

> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

[meburgers]

rocky discovers the consequences of human boredom

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[c3rvida3]

The exit sign of a middle school hallway is a sort of mezuzah for tween boys if you really think about it.

[theconcealedweapon]

[mewy101]

I could never find the right way to tell you, have you noticed I've been gone?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Just had a fantastic date idea where I (fairly small) dress cute and enlist a tall, white, self-important-looking man to take me to the zoo and his job is to pretend to 'impress' me by loudly telling me wildly incorrect animal facts with apparent full sincerity, within earshot of people who look like they know about animals, while I smile and pretend to believe him.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This activity can also be indulged at art galleries and museums

[nipple-brains]

Derin this is so fucking funny

My partner looks like a white dude and I am going to force them to do this with me

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fuck yeah! Make the world worse!