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Main Blog: Curlsandblueyes Bleach Side Blog Very excited for the return! OTPs: HitsuKarin, IchiHime, RenRuki, GinRan, HiraHina, IshiNemu

[ichirukilover]

Good Morning. I just logged on Tumbr/Twitter and now all I can think about is this, bye.

[strawberryshinigami]

I got bored and the back of this envelope looked like a perfect spot to doodle my favorite Captain 🤷🏼‍♀️

[magical-girl-coral]

911 Operator: 911. What is the nature of your emergency?

Gin: My boss and I were just walking through the woods and he collapsed. I think he died.

911 Operator: Okay, calm down. First, make sure he’s dead.

Gin:

911 Operator: Sir?

[Gunshot]

Gin: Okay. Now what?

[strawberryshinigami]

So when they bring back the final arc of Bleach, I hope they dip into some merch... because I realllllllyyyy want some more Pop-Funkos. Namely:

(In order of desperately need want)

1. Tōshirō Hitsugaya

2. Shinji Hirako

3. Karin Kurosaki

4. Momo Hinamori

5. Kisuke Uruhara

6. Uryu Ishida

7. Byakuya Kuchiki

8. Tōshirō Hitsugaya

9. The Tenth Squad Captain

10. Tōshirō Hitsugaya

11. Shiro-chan

12. Tōshirō Hitsugaya

13. Hitsugaya-taicho

14. Tōshirō Hitsugaya

Yup. I’m just gonna leave this, right here. Just as a suggestion. Please 🥺

[christine-sullivan]

I ship ShinMori, or ShinHina, whatever you call it. Shinji and Momo. I don’t regret it. 

[strawberryshinigami]

Another! HiraHina! ❤️

[strawberryshinigami]

I’m curious, because I thought I was an oddity (and maybe I still am) but, does anyone else ship Momo and Shinji? Because I know “oh god, she’s obsessed with her boss again”, but I feel this dynamic would just be so great and wholesome. Shinji isn’t gonna treat Momo like a glass doll, because she is a f*****g Lieutenant and she deserves to be treated like it. And Shinji, coming back to the Soul Society and a Fifth Division who had no idea who this guy is, Momo is gonna make him feel welcome and try her best to make it feel like home again. And Shinji is gonna introduce Momo to all this cool Human World nonsense, and then the Fifth Division is just gonna be the most Human World-esque squad and finally come together after years of being the Division known for its traitorous Captains (cause I don’t doubt Yamamoto told Shinji’s old Fifth Division that he betrayed them and became a Hollow)

And then double dates with HitsuKarin, because Karin is gonna love Momo, who is like Yuzu, and I can definitely see a weird Toushiro and Shinji friendship dynamic (I live in a Bleach world inspired by the this wonderful fic by MeteorLeopard)

I don’t know, I ranted a lot, but anyone else like HiraHina, ShinjixMomo??? 👍🏻👎🏻👍🏻👎🏻👍🏻👎🏻

[magical-girl-coral]

Orihime: That giant box is your gift for me?

Rukia: Yep.

*Muffled noise*

Orihime: You pushed Kurosaki-kun inside, didn’t you…

Rukia: Yep.

Ichigo, crashing out to the floor: what the hell?!

[magical-girl-coral]

Orihime: Isn’t it strange how women live longer than men?

Rukia: Huh, that is strange.

*meanwhile*

Ichigo: Okay, so here’s the plan. You shoot and we see if this pot lid protects me.

Uryu, holding a bow, fully intending to shoot Ichigo instead of the lid: Yep.

[strawberryshinigami]

Momo: *applying chapstick*

Shinji: What flavor is that?

Momo: Oh it’s peach!

Shinji: Can I try some?

Momo: Sure! *hands over chapstick*

Shinji: *kisses Momo* Huh! It does taste like peach!

Momo: *has stopped functioning*

[xoxomyseriesxoxo]

make me choose >> HitsuKarin  or HitsuHina asked by kaiwaii-shota

[strawberryshinigami]

Ichigo: If Renji and I were drowning, who would you save?

Rukia: You morons can’t even swim?

Renji: It’s a hypothetical question, who would you save?

Rukia: My time and effort

[strawberryshinigami]

[Renji and Rukia, on a date, standing in the middle of the forest]

Renji: this is my special place... I come here whenever I’m sad

Rukia: Oh, really? Thank you for trusting me enough to show it t—

Renji: Lol no I’m kidding we’re lost

[strawberryshinigami]

Momo: Shinji and I get along perfectly! Right, Shinji?

Shinji: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

[strawberryshinigami]

Karin: Do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someone’s cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and look right into their eyes and then violently twist their head at a right angle and snap their neck?

Toshiro: ...so you’re still mad at me

[strawberryshinigami]

Orihime: My mind is like an internet browser

Uryu: ...explain

Orihime: Well, 15 tabs are open, 7 of them are frozen, and I don’t know where the music is coming from

[strawberryshinigami]

Momo: We can’t kill him!

Shinji: Not with that attitude, we can’t

[strawberryshinigami]

Rukia: What time is it?

Karin: I don’t know, pass me that trumpet and I’ll find out

Karin: *blows trumpet loudly*

Ichigo, from the other room: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 3AM?!

Karin: It’s 3AM