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Rangiku: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Momo: Wasn't Captain Ichimaru with you?
Gin: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised!
Yumichika: What do I get?
Ikkaku: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.
Yumichika: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.
Ikkaku: It won't be you.
Yumichika: I'll get my coat.
Ichigo: Fuck off, Shit Show
Hyosube: It's "Osho"
Ichigo: I know what I said
Yhwach, Aizen & Kyoraku: *trying not to laugh*
Rangiku: *sucking on a popsicle* Nanao: Pfft, are you practicing that for when Ichimaru-taicho gets here? Rangiku: *takes a huge-ass bite out of the popsicle* Nanao, shocked: Rangiku-san!
Bleach/Naruto incorrect quotes
Naruto, meeting Toshiro for the first time: Who is this kid? He looks so much shorter, younger and weaker than me, ya know?
Rangiku, Fuu, Hinata & Momo, trying not to laugh.
Toshiro, eye twitching: Kid!? I'm the Captain of Squad Ten in the Gotei thirteen! I'm well respected and distinguished!
Yagura, sympathetically placing a hand on Toshiro's shoulder: I know how you feel, he did that to me too.
Gin & Sai, smiling the same way.
Urahara: Kurosaki-san, are you alright?
Ichigo: I wanna crack someone's skull open.
Urahara: *slowly blinks* uh huh?..
Ichigo: *the calmest stare he ever made*
Urahara, now mildly terrified: Oh, please forgive me, I was just thinking what possibly could get you into this mood-
Ichigo: Don't worry, I won't hurt you.
Urahara:
Ichigo:
Urahara: that sounds even worse
Random Incorrect Quotes and Vibes from the Bleach AU I will probably never write (Rukia is killed by Aizen and them in the SS arc)
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Ichigo: *feral teenager with slightly cat-like tendencies because of his hollow*
Shinji:
Sakanade in his head: M I N E
...
Shinji: *explaining the inner hollow and everything that happened with Aizen and how they trained their hollows*
Ichigo: *a nerd who likes literarture and knows exactly what werewolves are*
Ichigo: Can I say something--
Shinji: *has questioned his reality more than once because of this kid’s weird questions* NO--
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Ichigo: *goes to his inner world to see why the fuck Shiro is constantly screaming in his ear*
Shiro: *leaning over his body omniously with his big smile because he has been seperated from Ichigo for so long and this is the first time they’ve interacted without Old Man Zangetsu getting in the way so he’s happy*
Ichigo: wtfwtfwtf--
...
Shiro: *a feral tiny cat that likes to fight too much*
Sakanade: *a feral big cat the puts him in air jail*
Benihime: *the sadistic instigator*
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Karin: *snooping through Ichigo’s room because she’s worried and finds Rukia’s asauchi*
Karin: *touching Rukia’s sword after Ichigo told her what happened and feeling a weird jolt or reiatsuand urge to keep it*
Ichigo: *who felt the reiatsu* ...
Karin:...
Karin: I have been CHOSEN--
Ichigo: NO--
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Ichigo: What do you have there?
Karin: A Zanpakuto!
Ichigo: NO!
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Karin: *facing a hollow while Ichigo was at the SS and losing*
Kangetsu (her Zanpakuto): cAN YoU hEAr mE?
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Hitsugaya: *looks vaguely like her Zanpakuto spirit*
Karin: *softly* Holy shit
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Ichigo: Goodnight moon.
Ichigo: Goodnight tree. Ichigo: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
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Karin: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Isshin: *Joking* Not if they consent to it
Ichigo: *Serious* Depends on who you’re stabbing
Yuzu: *the one sane non-soul reaper in the family* YES?!
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Ichigo: *walking into his room* Hello people who do not live here
Renji: Hey
Ikkaku: Hi
Yumichika: Hello
Rangiku: Hey!
Ichigo: You’re only supposed to come here for emergencies!
Renji: We were out of Doritos *they’re on a mission, he’s just fucking with him*
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Orihime: I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name hime?
Ishida: *scared of snakes* You did WHAT--
Ichigo: William Snakespeare
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Renji: *while they were going to save Rukia* This is such a bad idea
Ichigo: Then why are you coming along?
Renji: One of us needs to be able to talk the Gotei out of arresting us when this goes wrong
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Ichigo: Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Ishida: You’re a hazard to society
Renji: And a coward. Do twenty
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Orihime: If I were a drink, I’d be a strawberry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Ichigo: Bleach (PUN FULLY INTENDED XD)
Keigo: *he found out ichigo and Chad didn’t fail like him* Sewage
Orihime: *concern*
Tatsuki: Calm down edgelords
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Okay, that’s it
Some of these were canon, some of these were just random shit from my fic that i might never write