moby dickless

they/them freaks DO interact

[strawberryviscera]

we're taking dog adderall tonight

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[dailycatsblog]

[lettuce-tv]

everyone, let's go to beautiful bedtime

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

i want your glans punch my cervix

i can't do that

[fairycosmos]

Maybe don’t post every thought you have

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[shittyidea]

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

[crazy-brazilian]

[bloedgetuige]

sparkle, if you must. its tuesday. be whoever is most convenient for you

[strawberryviscera]

i may still have to use my government name at work and in my family but one of my friends who works at the library just updated my account to say my preferred name today and another friend moved my jacket to cover up my legal name when we were visiting our friend in the hospital a couple weeks ago so it wasnt on display and i just love my friends so much i'm gonna cry 😭

[fairycosmos]

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

[wuntrum]

utility pole paintings for april / may / june !

[drtrinitysantos]

coffeeshops used to give you a free drink for your birthday and now they just text you like "Hey bestie! Since you're a CoffeePoints™ rewards™ member, order yourself a birthday treat right now in our app™ and you will receive two (2) extra CoffeePoints™ with your purchase!! That's two points closer to a 1500 CoffeePoints™ reward™: your choice of one (1) disposable napkin*!!!"

*Exclusions apply. Offer is non-transferable and valid only at participating locations. Cannot be used toward plastic utensils or straws. Expires 20 minutes after qualifying purchase.

[angelicguy]

i think david lynch had a real version of the chuck mcgill electricty disease but he just handled it like a trooper

[kuttithevangu]

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

[the-muppet-joker]

I'm going to go out in public and growl at strangers just to feel something. Grrrr. There's Normies out there. They'll never understand me. I'm FUCKED in the MIND!!! I'M FUCKED IN THE MIND!!!! Also happy pride month everybody :)