Things i love about (book) Stanley Uris
“A creature of habit and convention”
Thinks that birds talk to each other (they totally do stan)
Thinks about phrases like ‘weirdsville’ and ‘Creep City’ because Richie says them
When the dead boys come for him in the standpipe he defends himself using his bird-book and shouting out the names of birds (it works)
Has an adorably dry sense of humour
Makes the suggestion to clean up the blood from Beverly’s bathroom (and then pays for the rags to get cleaned and jokes that it was a laundry date)
Was offended when he saw the dead boys (which is way worse than being frightened in his eyes)
“could stand to be scared, but he hated being dirty”
Was the most successful young accountant in Atlanta
Played baseball and “had the reflexes of an angel” according to Eddie (and I honestly don’t disbelieve, cause my boy Stan is an angel)
Cant think of anyone else to tell about IT because he only trusts the losers
Poor kid had his face washed with snow until it bled, by henry bowers
Traded funnybooks for firecrackers (him and Richie are meant to be i stg)
He can sing (or sayng according too Richie)
“Kookie kookie lend me your bones”
When Richie tells him ‘i heard somewhere that you killed Christ’ Stan replies totally deadpan with ‘i think that was my father?’ COMEBACK KING!!
Carries his bird book with him (almost) everywhere
Jokes about breaking Eddie’s other arm
Saves Eddie and Mike in the sewer using his bird book and telling the giant bird he doesn’t believe in it
(He does however believe in phoenix’s)
He is the one who cuts the rest of the losers palms because he knows that it wasn’t really gone
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