behold the power of god and 48 mental illnesses

Abyss ⋆ they/star/he Adult ⋆ Trans & Queer Artist, Writer, Shitposter Askbox is always open :] I love to yap ✦ Multifandom Madness! [so many] ✦ Ship and let ship; don't like, don't look ✦ Working on a horror novel, ttm about it! ✦ ⋆ AO3: the_dark_abyss ⋆

[th3-dark-abyss]

happy pride month!! if I see anyone being a dick to trans/nonbinary/intersex people, ace/aro/aroace people, niche/uncommon label users, or neopronoun users I will kill you with hammers.

[specialagentartemis]

extremely minor “he would not fucking say that” gripe but: Grace teaches middle school. Grace teaches 13-year-olds. His kids are preteens. He is not an elementary school teacher. They are not six. He is not saying cutesy kindergarten things like “1, 2, 3, eyes on me!” he is asking his kids to stop saying slurs they learned from PewDiePie and saying “look, John Karkat, if you don’t put your phone away during class, I will have to confiscate it and neither of us wants to deal with that” and—post cancelled this made me realize that Ryland Grace probably knows who Markiplier is

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[makingtrouble]

Give yourself the treat before you start. I'm serious. And ideally during the task and afterwards too.

Executive dysfunction comes from a lack of available dopamine. Common advice is wrong. You need to provide your own dopamine before you can start. Otherwise you're trying to run your car on empty.

"But what if I still don't do it" well you already weren't getting it done anyway. Now you have a little treat. Try again later.

You deserve kindness and care even when you aren't being productive.

(Also read How to Keep House While Drowning by KC Davis)

[lilyblisslys]

I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

[lilyblisslys]

@janedemonium this just made me laugh so hard I woke up the cat

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[undefeatednils]

[wishbonemotel]

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

[runby2]

very specific situation that happens to me and my partners a lot

[sunanthrope]

It's important to be able to point out flaws in media you genuinely enjoy!!!!!!

[archaicden]

the butcher.

[archaicden]

the butcher.

[archaicden]

the butcher.

[emziess]

Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach as Simon 'The Convict' Iron Lung (2026) dir. Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach

[rageagainsttheapathy]

Whatever you do, don't think about what happens to Grace's biodome after he dies. Don't think about it becoming a monument to the first inter-planetary friendship. Don't think about the generations of Eridian scientists who will visit it to learn about Earth and prepare for visits when they work out the whole space-travel thing outside of an extinction-level emergency.

Any whatever you do, do NOT think about the little Eridian schoolkids who go there on class trips and play in the water in their special exo-suits and listen to lessons that Grace pre recorded while he was still alive and become inspired to be biologists and astronauts and teachers themselves.

Don't imagine Rocky joining them, so that he can hear his old friend teaching children about the wonders of science once more and pretend, just for a moment, that he's still there with them.

[8nin]

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

[wholesome-animal-images]

[lonnson]

The feared sting-ray

[bright-cherry-bombzz]

The elusive and mysterious StingRug

[de-ja-vu-loop]

Iron Lung - Mark Fischbach

[cjbee]

Red string of fate (astrophage)

This has become part 3 a three part project- see other parts here:

1. 2. 3.

[time-lady-from-221b]

BloodyMary has taken over my life a little bit

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