Strawmerry

Artist, teacher, cook at home, nerd and loved by an amazing man

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Part 1 of cupcake extravaganza: 100% Gluten free s'mores cupcakes!!! Made these for my friend for our dinner and a movie get together 😍❤️ #cupcakes #glutenfree #veganrecipes #isachandra #yum #smores

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Ok people of my internet world, it's opinion time. Which pair of glasses looks better? I know they are similar, but the pair on the top are larger and more square, the pair on the bottom have thinner and rounder frames. Opinions wanted and welcome!!!!

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Someone was up way past his bedtime last night playing with Remus at the home of @lokieh and @picturesformywife 😍

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Sully wants to wish everyone a happy Christmas week (and Hanukkah too!) and he hopes all your pets were good this year to get toys and treats from Santa Paws! ❤️🎄

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[doggykittyeverywhere]

~ Mimi pets gifs blog ~

[doggykittyeverywhere]

~ Mimi pets gifs blog ~

[strawmerrytattoo]

Sully is ready for this cold weather! ☃️

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[stability]

when you spend hours on your school work and still get it wrong 

[fiyeroooooo]

[lipstickstainedlove-deactivated]

This was six seconds

[boredpanda]

[flashlights-n-traintimes]

National Geographic photographers are metal as fuck

[hypnotic-flow]

actually thought about doing this for a profession..

[annulet]

i wanted to he a photographer for national geographics… idk anymore

[fag]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are currently millions of formally dressed skeletons living under Earth’s surface

[tori-prometheus]

Living??????????

[charaznable]

vaccinate your fucking kids

holy shit do you know what year it is  (via fuckyeahtherealkiki)

[doggykittyeverywhere]

Mimi pets gifs

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

“Anna for you to sit here & call Trump a racist is outrageous"

“well lemme do it again and lemme do it in two languages”

SHE ENDED HIM 💀💀

[holyromanhomo]

[Murders you on national television in Spanish]

[demisatyr]

[haelroyale-deactivated20190717]

I’m the guy in the middle smiling when she said it in Spanish 😂

[que-mystery]

“Es un racista” 😩😩🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[pig-demon]

PUÑETA DALE DUROOOOOO.