smell this or youre fired

[chefbeefwasher]

[straymissile]

[shesnake]

and this classic

[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

[junglejim4322]

LIFE STYLE TIPS: if you’re ever having a bad day you should start pocketing random stuff that doesn’t belong to you and leaving with it. You will feel better

[amazoogle]

dude in the Walmart parking lot traded me some alien weaponry he found for half a xan. i believe it does some kinda gravity field manipulation. makes pumpkins explode like craaazy

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Did you seriously just have a pleasant exchange with me

[mycassetterules]

@straymissile

[tatzelwurming]

the cain and abel story is cool i guess but couldn’t he have been killed with something a little more badass than a rock like a Barrett M82A1 anti materiel rifle or like a dragon spirit katana or something

[cryptwretch]

bro did you just detonate my fucking explosives

[akashicrecord]

Grounding techniques don't really work for me especially in public... "five things I can see" I see a bunch of people pissing me off

[mycassetterules]

@straymissile

[escuerzoresucitado]

[hitmanagent47]

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

[charl0ttan]

everyone loves being disintegrated by my powerful beam

[charl0ttan]

of course we cant ask them but i think its safe to assume

[mycassetterules]

@straymissile

[evilvillain123456789]

I'm sorry that you apparently felt "tortured" by my behavior. I personally love experimental research chemicals and would enjoy being force fed them while locked in a windowless cell but I can see how someone with a less positive additude might not enjoy that. Anyway sorry I guess. I hope you can get over your close mindedness since it's clearly a source of pain in your life.

[straymissile]

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