MEAN GIRLS : THE MUSICAL SENTENCE STARTERS .
a collection of starters from mg: the musical! feel free to change pronouns/names when necessary. part three!
‘ if i could change the world , i’d make it halloween every single day . and also have world peace . maybe world peace should be first . world peace and then halloween . wait , let me start over . if i could change the world , i’d make us have world peace , and also halloween every single day . ’
‘ it’s like the internet , only in person and with candy . ’
‘ when you are the hot one , it’s a full time gig . ’
‘ i can be who i wanna be and sexy . ’
‘ that’s not right , is it ? ’
‘ this is modern feminism talking . ’
‘ i expect to run the world in shoes i cannot walk in . ’
‘ yes , i look perfect . ’
‘ that’s what they all expect from me , but it’s all show . ’
‘ face it , you used me . ’
‘ was i a game to you ? ’
‘ was i a way to be cool ? ’
‘ i truly cared . was i the fool ? ’
‘ it’s fine for you . it’s fine to flirt . it’s fine ‘till someone gets hurt . ’
‘ feel my heart beating . ’
‘ i’m just like her or you . ’
‘ people forget i’m human too . ’
‘ this is all self defence . ’
‘ i thought you had the sense to see through that . ’
‘ was i too proud with you ? ’
‘ was i too cold or forbidding ? ’
‘ you chose her over me - are you kidding ? ’
‘ poor little me , trapped in this fabulous show . ’
‘ if you’re going , go . ’
‘ we’re gonna make her pay . ’
‘ there’s a magic act that saws _____ in half , and this time , it will take . ’
‘ for this to work , you have to pretend you still like them . can you do it ? ’
‘ ______ wanted me to tell you that they tried to talk to _____ but they just wanted them back and that’s not ______’s fault . ’
‘ i just hope i can still have lunch with you guys . ’
‘ and i end up with _____ when they’re gone ! ’
‘ what’s _____ doing ? what’s _____ wearing ? are they dating ____ ? ’
‘ s/he has everything . s/he gets everything . ’
‘ next , we take away ______’s only achievement - being a hot person . ’
‘ your hair looks sexy pushed back . ’
‘ thanks for being such a great best friend . ’
‘ well if you and _____ are best friends now , you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets . for example , she bought you those high heeled shoes just so she could make fun of you , cause she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them . and her natural colour isn’t blonde , it’s dark blonde . and she totally cheats on ______ . ’
‘and i never told anyone ‘cause i am such a good friend . ’
‘ i’ll wear what i want . ’
‘ i thought you would cave . ’
‘ some people need to grow up . ’
‘ got no time for their drama . ’
‘ i did it for me , sure , but mainly for you . ’
‘ i’m sorry this had to happen . ’
‘ i need to scare you straight . ’
‘ before you snap , tag , like , or , god forbid , call , here is my advice : stop . ’
‘ when you’ve sent five texts and you get none back so you wanna send a sixth one : stop . ’
‘ when you’re failing math ‘cause you think it’s more attractive to guys if you’re stupid , stop . ’
‘ i know it’s hard , but try . ’
‘ my god , girl , he’s just a guy . ’
‘ eat a cracker and stop . ’
‘ i really had to stop . ’
‘ when you feel attacked , that’s a feeling , not a fact . ’
‘ then i found out she was his sister . ’
‘ now he won’t talk to me . ’
‘ i’m actually a human being and not a prop . ’
‘ she’s leaving , just like my dad ! ’
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