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parker • 24 • he/him real life evil vampire

[toddcoward69]

[sexchangedotcom]

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

[yenthecat]

Do u have any games on ur phone

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[loathsomespider]

it must be fucking awesome to be a balloon floating away from a crying child like fuck yessssssss get out of there

[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[psalidodont]

[have-you-been-here]

Any Shoppers Drug Mart, Canada

Have you been here?

I have been here

I have not been here

Voting ended onNov 21, 2025

[dogpuppy]

[ouroborosorder]

hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or

[a-sinister-wizard]

Reminder that Kroger and their "family" of subsidiary companies (Dillons, King Soopers, Safeway, Harris Teeter, Gerbes, JayC, etc) are a monopoly that has been driving independent grocery stores out of business and artificially inflating food prices since the 1950s.

[ouroborosorder]

i'll tell my friends to take their brainwashed living weapons and homunculi elsewhere then

[anxeious]

[pitbolshevik]

every time i cant beat a level in a video game i think about the fucking does that seem fair to you tweet

[pitbolshevik]

[bedlund]

my empire of dirt!!!❤️❤️❤️ #MyDirt

[sweetripp1]

The creases in the blankets remind me that you were there at all

[strayknight]

had a dream jerma died

[letmemendthepast]

trying to design a fursona

[letmemendthepast]

[xx-m3llon-c0llie-xx]

nine inch nails will have the nastiest instrumental you've ever heard in your life only for the lyrics to be about getting fucked in the ass

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Yeah man, this wizard conference is such a drag. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "Hastened Networking" or something, and suddenly everyone in a 20 foot radius was holding a copy that dude's business card. Nobody even acknowledged the quality of his card, that's how common this is. I'm over here casting Handshake and level 2 Small Talk. I think I just heard "Power Word: Video Call" two groups over. I gotta get a new job.