I was clowning then, I'm still clowning now

Adri. 25. She/They, Idk. INFP.

[streddietozier]

Hello tumblr I’m back and i don’t remember who all of you are

[beardedmrbean]

never ever underestimate the capacity rural folks have for coming up with creative solutions

[ulysseus]

But if it's weight triggered on both ends, what does it actually stop?

[uncle-cazador]

Cows

[ulysseus]

But cows are heavy, surely they'd lift the gate

[uncle-cazador]

See those little slats? Cows recognize early on not to step on them or their legs go through.

If you ever seen one of these on a rural road thats why they are there. To keep cows in one area. They don't have the coordination to cross it. Sometimes you can just paint the lines on the road if cows are used to these cattle guards and they won't attempt to cross.

That gate up there is very heavy. A cow would have to step on the proper slats with all of its weight for it to open, once it moves it comes back down. 99% unlikely for a cow to get through it

[ulysseus]

Ah, interesting

[robotgirlservos]

[q8p]

All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis

Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices

[eva-420]

erasure of country gays that were forced to drive because of a homophobic lack of public transport 

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[vortexanomaly]

car culture advertising...

[twinklecupcake]

After the third or fourth one I started to think someone was just doing this on purpose.

[tagfer]

reblog the four leaf clover Pikachu for abundant luck! if you don’t reblog him, that’s okay too - he still wishes the best for you~

[tagfer]

I just remembered this post and how gacha gamers LOVED it for the longest time cause they SWORE Bean got them good pulls.

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[garbage-empress]

this is the only day you can reblog this

[riotmlllf]

it’s been 10 years,,,,,,,

[groblin-official-deactivated202]

[groblin-official-deactivated202]

[bpdzai]

[welovegamingz]

[moonenjoyer]

you cant wear a wittle face mask to stop yourself from killing other people bc you have hot breath?

cyclops xman literally wears glasses 24/7 to contain his literal laser beans in his eyes from hurting anyone even tho hes in constant excruciating pain or whatever idk if that true. and hes just some twink. grow up.

[moonenjoyer]

yall are actually bothered that i called scott summers a twink? you really think hes gonna top you?

[moonenjoyer]

everyone mad at me for calling him a twink. explain this.

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

[nonbinary-adhd]

i think its kind of funny how ppl dont believe me when i say 'i forgot' bc i genuinely say it so much that theyre just thinking to themselves 'shit man theres no way this dude actually forgets that much' and then i get to watch them slowly realize that yes, i do actually forget That Much after watching me forget what i was saying in every convo the moment smth distracts me

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[dragontrickster73]

this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

[theleafriday]

[remyroars]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[homopower]

Like to charge, reblog to cast…

[uzumaki-rebellion]

Won’t God do it.

[royallyprincesslilly]

Trump getting coronavirus, losing the election, getting dragged out the WH in cuffs along with his sons, his daughter, and all his minions, especially Mitch McConnell, and the rest of the swamp he filled would be the beginning of the redemption arc 2020 needs.

Gotta learn to ask the universe for what we deserve and claim that shit.

I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe!!!

[burymetothesoundofyourname-deac]

Well, looks like it’s working. Let’s reblog again!

[joaquinterrero-archive]

hey if ur lgbt rb this and tag ur sexuality/gender and what loot you would drop if u died in a video game

[ripblademode-deactivated2015021]

youtube is a wonderful place where people think that steve from minecraft actually has a chance at being playable in smash bros

[ripblademode-deactivated2015021]

[pissvortex]

posts that aged poorly

[pissvortex]

i want you all to know that ive had this post in my drafts for years, waiting for steve from minecraft to be put in smash