↳ summary : taehyung, the tiger hybrid has always had a crush on jungkook, the bunny hybrid. All it takes is a desperate time packed with VERY desperate measures for them to join hands.
↳ pairing: tiger hybrid!kth x bunny hybrid!jjk
↳genre: hybrid!au, uhh i guess humor, pretty much no angst and thats about it.
|6| cause you’re really my dearest friend
basically this is just a peek into the life after the book so the afterparty if you will, thank me when this book becomes famous and you guys suddenly want more fluff 🙄 look at me predicting the future yall are amateurs compared to me 😭✋🏽
its been one year since me and taehyung got married, and i can honestly say he's changed..
in a good way of course, i mean he was always caring and protective but ever since my first week of pregnancy, those traits have heightened, which i could partially be the reason for that, because i have been working him like a dog...
maybe they should get a dog so then he could work the dog like a dog because technically thats what dogs are for..? wait no.. that's entirely wrong.
i dont do it on purpose, its just that... if he wants to make sure im at ease and comfortable while caring his child, he needs to make sure to satisfy my cravings.
and NO NOT SEXUAL CRAVINGS, i actually havent been in the mood for sex since ive became pregnant, im just not comfortable being naked anymore.
i mean, my body has changed, like... changed changed, my belly is all big and swollen, and my face is all oily and glowy.
taehyung says it makes me look like a model but i.. i dont like it! In fact, i could even go as far as to say i hate it!
i like being pregnant, obviously, i just hate the things that happen to my body because of it. and not to mention, we already have a child.
haewon, a three year old satan spawn.
"mommy!.. mommy!!.. why's you're tummy so fat?" a curious voice speaks, as jungkook turns away from the stove to look at the source of the voice.
haewon, the devil in human form.
jungkook sighs in aspiration, he was trying to make this child some dinosaur nuggets because he wouldn't stop bugging him about it, taehyung was in his office trying to get some paperwork done, leaving his pregnant partner with their brat of a son.
even the child thinks he's fat
"haewon, thats not nice! you don't call your mother or anyone for that matter fat!" jungkook says, getting angry at the child but knowing he's only three.
"sorry mommy! the more polite term is obese, daddy taught me that." he says, nodding as if he's correcting himself.
"what?! god taehyung is such an idiot" jungkook mentally face palms, and lays a hand on his belly.
he tells haewon to go play with his toys in the living room, which is right across from the kitchen.
as jungkook is putting the dinosaur shaped nuggets into the oven, taehyung comes down.
"oh great, you're finally finished, don't go teaching haewon any new words." jungkook suggests politely or attempting to sound polite.
taehyung scrunches his face up in confusion
“what? i didn’t teach haewon-”
"-the child called me fat, and when i told him it was rude, he substituted it for obese! so now, im not just fat! im fat and obese!" jungkook exclaims dramatically, he was really taking it seriously.
he had already been having body image problems, and for a three year old child to call him out really made him feel a certain way.
taehyung is about to chuckle, until he sees the slightly visible water gathering in jungkook's eyes.
taehyung walks up behind jungkook with open arms, "aww baby, you know he didn't mean it! he's just a kid, your body is beautiful okay?" taehyung kisses jungkooks cheek as a grouchy jungkook holds back the urge to smile at the gesture.
"he did mean it!" jungkook argues, he knows haewon probably didn't even know what he was talking about and probably was just asking a genuine question.
"sorry again baby, and do you smell something burning?"
classic burning scene is it hot in here or is it you 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵