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[mirime-kisarrastine]

Artemis, the divine archer

[thesquadleaderzoe-blog]

“The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper”

[strelkaukazatel]

-- “Holy crap”

[hecvte]

It frightens me, you know?” Her voice was soft, a near whisper against his skin; her gaze slid to his, her eyes were witch-bright in the dark, “Just how far I’d be willing to go for you.

Love Potions Gone Wrong, or Short Stories Yet to be Written [a.m.b.] (via mythaelogy)

[frommemetoyou]

send a symbol - get the following from my muse ;

[strelkaukazatel]

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ♔ for an angry text

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

Send ☏ for a vague text

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

Send ✺for a saucy text

Send √ for a long-winded confession text 

Send ☠ for a misguided advice text

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

[josyuss]

mikasa and shirts

[larmoyante]

But sleep? On a night like this? What an idea! Just think of how many thoughts a blanket smothers while one lies alone in bed, and how many unhappy dreams it keeps warm.

Franz Kafka (via larmoyante)

[thesquadleaderzoe-blog]

[text: Sash] but it was a good night so not too bad [text: Sash] hangovers only get worse with age. sorry.

[strelkaukazatel]

-- [text: Glasses] The struggle is real --[text: Glasses] I outdrank Jean though so all is well in the world

[word-stuck]

[word-stuck]

“No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause; At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody of something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom." – Vladmir Nabokov

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[strelkaukazatel]

[Hanji]

-- [text: Glasses] But coffee is gross ;-; -- [text: Glasses]  Drinking is great until I regret my life choices in the morning -- [text: Glasses] I’ll see if I can find a clean dress shirt. Connie’s on laundry duty this week and forgot to put anything through last night.

[headstrongmartin]

texts from last night! meme

[strelkaukazatel]

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

[roleplayermemes]

“Maximum Ride” sentence starters

“Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What’ve you been eating, rocks?”

“Can I come in?”

“We will call you Little One.“

“I can talk to fish!”

“She doesn’t have a soul. Have you ever seen her dance?”

“You were designed to be very smart.”

“And yet I still can’t program my DVD player.”

“There’s nothing special about him at all.”

“Well… He’s a snappy dresser.”

“Pick a tree. I’ll carve our initials into it.”

“So there you have it: the extent of my charms.”

“I don’t damnsel well. Distress, I can do. Damnseling? Not so much.”

“I choose you.”

“Oh, God, I want to do this all the time.”

“Don’t ever leave me again.”

“I won’t. I won’t, not ever.”

“Come back!”

“Wake up! Snap out of it!”

“You stupid jerk! I’m going to kill you if you die on me!”

“I offered to pee on him, but they said no.”

“They call me, The Sharkalator.”

“I love you. I looooove you. I love you thiiiiiiiiiis much!”

“I once ate nine sicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.”

“I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!”  

“Blending is out of the question.”

“There is one bright side to this.”

“You looove me, you love me this much!”

“You are avake, yah?”

“And you’re still a jerk, yah?”

“You stand out like a fart in a church.”

“Where was the catch? ‘Cause I knew one was coming.”

“Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”

“You’re all the same. Count me out.”

“Oh great. Yoda captured us.”

“Dang, I’m good.”

“I feel like I’m going to hurl.”

“I feel like I’m going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn’t do, because I haven’t eaten.”

“I can’t even drag myself out of my room.”

“You’re a diabolical little pyro, aren’t you?”

“If you’re ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol.”

“Yes, let’s have more testosterone running the country.”

“Go to Germany and have kids together.”

“Oh. Was I not supposed to say anything?”

“I mean, this is pathetic.”

“You can help each other. You’re perfect complements to each other.”

“Shut up!”

“I hear voices, okay?”

“If you’re gonna be here, get used to it. Or else keep your distance.”

“No, I know. It’s just–”

“Their mothers were nobodies.”

“Well, you’re right there.”

“Yeah, you’re sitting in a tree because you’re fine. That’s easy to see.”

“All you need now to make yourself more pathetic is a pint of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream!”

“Excuse me? I’m alive too.”

“So the first thing we’re going to do —is push you off the roof.”

“I am a starfishhhh!”

“I don’t care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.”  

“If you think I’m going to let you give up on us now, you’ve got another think coming.”

“ No! It’s different for you, you don’t know what it’s like…”

“You’re coming with us right now, or I swear I will kick your skinny white ass from here to the middle of next week.”

“Now get up, before I kill you.”

“Well, when you put it that way…”

“Is that one of those square ones, in the middle?”  

“What’s so funny ‘bout peace, love, and world destruction?”  

“I’m not going to die today.”

“Time to die.”

“Harden your heart.”

“Save your world. Love it. Protect it, and respect it and don’t let haters represent it. 

“It’s yours! It’s all yours for the taking!”

“Don’t leave the saving to anyone else, ever.”

“I’m human, do you hear me? It hurts!”

“When did they start coming after you?”

“I think it was the bomb. That definitely seemed to tick them off.”

“Just give it your best shot.”

“You know, it sounds like you guys didn’t really think this all the way through.”

“Well, I got news for you, nimrod.”

“I’m done jumping through your hoops.”

“You can tell yourselves that you’re doing all this to save the world, but really you’re just a bunch of psycho puppet-masters who probably didn’t date enough in high school.”

“You mean you don’t have one? You can get ‘em at Target.”

[larmoyante]

We can never be gods, after all–but we can become something less than human with frightening ease.

N.K. Jemisin, The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms (via larmoyante)

[victoriajoan]

I was brave, I resisted, I set myself on fire.

Louise Glück, from The Seven Ages (via victoriajoan)

[kyojuuros]

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I have some issues with the way Mikasa’s english VA portrays her but the way she portrays Mikasa when hell hath no fury just straight up gives me chills.

[arkegos-archive]

strelkaukazatel

[arkegos-archive]

          “Hey, Potato Girl!”

     A cruel moniker for true, writ in the impish memories of an all too innocent past ( how foolish they had all been, to think such tranquility would last forever ), but one that was bound to drag and claw upon even the most lapsed of attentions. Burlap scratched and sloughed against the exposed skin of Jean’s palm, a familiar itch more irritating than aught of true pain’s concern, as he heaved a sack of food over his shoulder, jerking back with his head to indicate the half-full cart of supplies waiting behind him.

     “Come gimme a hand with this, would ya? Connie fucked off ‘fore the damn thing was even half empty?”

[strelkaukazatel]

-- “Don’t call me that, Horseface!” She’s not all too fazed by the nickname anymore, her retort almost automatic in nature.

-- Connie why? Sasha wanted to sit around more; she didn’t like carrying things like a pack mule. However, Jean would probably nag her until she moved from her spot so her best option was getting off her ass and helping. Bones creaked and popped as she stood up and stretched. Her limbs came to life and she strode over to the cart.

-- “Connie, you ass.” Muscles flexed as she picked up the closest thing to her: a sack of rice.

[strelkaukazatel]

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