hobbledehoy

down on the west coast

[saddestbpd]

someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

[nyooms-deactivated20150102]

being against gay marriage does in fact 100% make you homophobic sorry

[strepere]

Someone: Are you okay?

Me, sighing dramatically, holding a hand to my forehead, staring into the distance with suffering eyes, clearly trying to get attention: Why would you assume that I'm not okay?

[harryandzain]

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

[snorlaxatives]

[7bottles]

i want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside u feel me

[skypestripper]

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

[suspend]

[tsuki-dono-7-deactivated2019102]

[tristamateer]

[jessica154blog]

[egg-rolls]

[double-take-deactivated20140811]

read this if you think im hot

[simplystudied]

u know how badly i just want everything to stop. i want exams and deadlines to stop. i want to be able to read and write whenever and whatever i want. i wanna watch tv shows all the time i wanna listen to music and look out of my window for hours but i want to be able to do all this stuff without worrying about everything else. i just want it all to stop

[merylstreepismymom]

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

[strepere]

No, he wasn't afraid of breaking me. Because he knew that I was already broken.

i still miss him

[woahzone]

i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves

[driad-deactivated20160522]

I got a medium dick

It can talk to ghosts