Struggling

Hey I'm Cassie, just your average 18 year old struggling to adult|Instagram: @cassiek98|

[i-moved-to-wallacewezt-blog]

me: says i hate boys

me, upon seeing a boy smile/duck his head/roll up his sleeves/run them through his hair: shit,,,

[distinguishedbaloney]

[jayce]

we all should’ve died in 2012

[nuemoved]

i cant wait to get my license so i can legally drive myself off a cliff

[bitchycode]

So you can breathe but not text me back ???

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

[help-mywife]

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

[odin-n-out]

I’ve got  

and  

aint one

[aymmichurros]

me: goes out with unshaved legs me: what the FUCK ever lmao somene: looks @ my legs me:

[965-697-deactivated20180227]

[just-a-skinny-boy]

Unmute it

[unpredictabel]

Me running away from my problems

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

URGENT PSA:

DON’T go chasing waterfalls!!!!

PLEASE stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to!!!!

[weirdnessisgood]

[kumagawa]

[stressed-yet-impressed]

something in the distance: *is there, in the distance*

my incredibly nearsighted ass w/o glasses: wow that sure is......... something

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[thorinobsessed]

MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.