I ' m O l i v i a!

Hi, I'm Olivia!Strexcorp's own Pastel Princess of Pop! They told me I should make a blog on Tumblr dot com to be more relatable to my fans. I don't want to make THEM or my fans sad. Being sad is not productive. I'm the MOST productive! The internet is fun! (An independent WTNV oc rp and ask blog. May be disturbing at times. Mun is 21+)

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Destroying the patriarchy is self-care!

It is!

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Eating pens and writing with wheat is self care.

“But wheat and pens are illegal!”

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Self care is eating the ones you don't like first

“But I like everyone!”

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Send a silly “____ is self-care!” line for my Muse to react.

Examples:

“Eating an entire cake”, “Stalking my crush”, “Bathing in the blood of my enemies”, “taking care of you”, “finishing all my homework last minute”, etc.

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[wordsofasmilingprophet]

How to wash your hands

Feel the warm water on your hands

Take your soap bar into your hands, and thank the bar for all it is doing for you

Begin slowly and meticulously rubbing said soap bar over every inch of your hand

The water should begin to feel warmer now, it should have been warming up this whole time

Once the soap bar has been completely disolved, get the tiniest bit of water on your hand and resume rubbing the soap further into your skin

Begin scrubbing as hard as you hand. Use your nails, your teeth, or anything else to assure that the soap definitely gets inside of your skin.

Finish off by sticking your hands back under the water which should be boiling hot now. Hold them there and continue scrubbing until the skin on your hands has been completely removed

Be sure to practice a proper hand washing routine as often as possible!

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[wordsofasmilingprophet]

Your productivity matters!

Do not take the time during this quarantine as an excuse to stop being productive! I’d suggest doing something such as picking up a hobby, starting a new home project, rededicating yourself to your religion by yanking your teeth out one by one, or writing a book!

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

aggressive reminder that if i reblog a meme, you are more than welcome to send it in. we’ve never interacted? send a meme. we have 17.5 threads? send a meme. i just sent you a meme? send me a meme. 

when in doubt, follow this flowchart:

have i sent a meme?

(no) –> send one!

(yes) –> send another one!

i am thirsty for memes. this has been a psa

[adoraslastbraincell]

Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.

But now you recall!

Look! Look!

They loves to play!

Rawr!

Their head is just one giant ball of floof!

I can’t even

How do they live? Being so cuTE??

Ugh!!

This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.

[coneycat]

For anyone who needs this.

[rionsanura]

Also, when they are a little older, they have full-body mohawks!

[pisces-fish]

I honestly needed this.

[thelittleblackfox]

@riakomai

[dieudechou]

@spaaceparent are u a teen cheetah

[jakestersroom]

@mant1hardc0re

[fearscouts]

Rumor has it that the Smiling Scouts are WAY WAY better than those super lame Fear Scouts. Sorrynotsorry

Then why do the SS keep running away? Hm?

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Because they know better! Duh.

[fearscouts]

Three smiling scouts have run away.

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Like I said, they know better. Obviously there’s a reason to run away!

[fearscouts]

Rumor has it that the Smiling Scouts are WAY WAY better than those super lame Fear Scouts. Sorrynotsorry

Then why do the SS keep running away? Hm?

[strexcorpsweetheart]

Because they know better! Duh.

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[kiyumie]

Hair flower peach - My edit

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

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rumor has it you like to eat toe jam.

“OH GOSH WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!”