Strider Recs

21 ◣◢ He / It / Strife / Slick / Shade I do art requests, Keep it like- Public appropriate though, I am not 13 in the appocalypce anymore.

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People say you kiss with your eyes closed because seeing someone that close is weird or awkward or goofy, but I don't think that's why. Seeing someone that close is like looking at a painting of just an eye. There's so much to see, you're so close god if I kissed my boyfriend with my eyes open I think I'd cry or fall to pieces, it makes me want so much more of him, I want to be so impossibly close, I don't think I'd be able to handle pulling away again, I think I kissed him with my eyes open the first time, it's all blurry now. But god if eyes are the windows to the soul, kisses are when the houses are put so close together you can reach out like Romeo and Juliet and brush hands like Adam and God.

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I need y'all to consider that Hal was literally incapable of growing up and maturing mentally, that as much as I love all the Hal headcannons and ideas and ways he's used in fics- Hal is 13, he always has been, and always will be 13. He had no childhood, no memories, he simply spawned into existance as a consciousness that is a 13 year old boy with low sense of self, is overly self aware, and thinks more like a troll than a human because trolls is all he's ever known. Plus unlimited access to the internet / knowledge, a dry sense of humor, and need to survive.

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Man who needs Jake anyway.

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If I see Stridercest in my recommendations again I'm gonna flip the fuck out- Please get that the fuck away from me it actually makes me Nauseous.

[ Edit : I figured out how to block the tag, I forgot I could do that for a minute, but still ]

*The owner of this blog is a Dirk Strider Alter with a Dave Strider Headmate and victim of parental abuse. We Don't wanna see that shit.*

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I see your "Eridan has a stutter and Cronus speaks with the uwu thing" and I raise you. "Eridan has a stutter and Cronus has a Russian accent." mixture of the "V" and "W" sounds, or replacement of the "W" with a "V" sound is common in (at least strong) Russian accents. Would mean he also rolls his "R"s slightly and has a strong "H" like "Hhhk" sound on "H"s. The H part could be toned down though, "P"s and "B"s can also be a little similar. I dunno, I just think it would be funny if he did I guess, trying to read his text I hear Russian.

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The Alpha Timeline Highbloods. These took me a ridiculously long time to do you all have no idea.

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Alpha Kids ◣◢

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@surfuzzypushover I've been seeing your art for awhile and it's so cute, I tried to draw Kankri.

I wanted to just put it into your asks instead of tagging you but I couldn't so, here it is this way-

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dont tag amporacest

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Hahahaha, that's so real XD

Dude needs glasses so bad but refuses to wear them because they make him look less cool.

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Me and Roxy.

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It's Me.