Homestuck brainrot go brrrr

🍬he/him🍬15🍬I am homestuck trash🍬what else is new lmao🍬save me from this madness🍬

[nintythelesbian]

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

as an apology for my previous ask

The sins of your back are shared by all of us present

-mod Kanaya

[davestriderpostscratch]

vegas, baby

[myfreddyfazbearshinz]

a whole bunch of pesterquest transparents of the kiddos (also mspa reader is there too)

[voxsymphonia]

silly little headcanon: roxy & dirk made sure to try and research as much as they could about the culture of the early 2010s to talk to jake and jane, but sometimes their timing would be off and they'd reference memes from later

[the genesis frog gets released and starts flying up to Skaia]

ROXY: here come dat boi!

DIRK: o shit waddup

EVERYONE ELSE: ??????

[pastacrylic]

someone kelp her

[kamboree]

yeah they're best friends!!!! they would have so many sleepovers ;__;

[winslowsfaust-deactivated202410]

this trend is rly cute

[calware]

one time i read a dirkjane fic so i could laugh at it and it was genuinely one of the most absurd experiences ever? it started off with dirk like "yeah i had a gay phase in high school but i'm over it now 😏 i'm straight" and like he was really stereotypically masculine and jane was framed as a poor damsel in distress after being rejected by jake? like "i'm totally gonna beat up jake now because he was mean to you 😠" "nooo don't do that dirk 🥺 woah i never noticed how handsome you were before" and then i randomly skipped like 20 chapters and landed on a scene where he was cheating on her with another guy????? they had a baby btw

[rosenayamoved-deactivated202304]

yeah yeah iconic yaoi poll botting scandal kawoshin v sasunaru upset of the century HAVE YOU HEARD that rosemary won the iconic yuri poll against alphyne by a margin of 69% on undertales anniversary after personally beating the likes of pearlrose appledash tyzula and bubbline even after multiple twitch streamers with hundreds of thousands of followers tried to glowsquid bubbline??

YOU CANT FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK

[kociakarma]

Roxy my beloved

[maightymai]

Yummy

[2bencats]

paintover for school 

[stridermilkers]

Dave: shrek pussy, call that shrussy

Karkat: I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMORE STRIDER

Karkat: WHY DO YOU SAY THINGS

Dave: same reason I suck dick

Dave: because I have a mouth

Karkat: ONE DAY YOUR ACTIONS WILL HAVE CONSEQUENCES 

Dave: good thing that day isn’t today

Dave: *slides off into the sunset on heelies*

Karkat: YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF A SHITPOST

Karkat: IM TAKING AWAY YOUR TUMBLR PRIVILEGES

Dave: daaamn boy, your shoelaces lookin mad fine aha😏😝 steal em from the president maybe?? Guy Fieri??? Aha😳😂

Karkat: OH MY GOD 

[i-schmeared-it-on-a-bagel]

I'M SOBBING

[potatobugz]

tbh

(Homestuck panel redraws. tha babies)

[autisticaradiamegido]

day 253

@hhayfever came up with this cute au based off me drawing doll aradia so now i am doing art based off their au and the cycle is complete

basically jade likes to fix up old mechanical things for fun, and aradia is a haunted fucking doll. aradia is wooed out of her vengeful spirit schtick by jade's kindess and wants to show her affection but unfortunately jade isn't ready for this spooky doll to start moving on its own

shenanigans ensue