Just a homestuck fan

Your common source for rebloged stuff

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For those wondering, I am here

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Url of the new blog is boku-no-pixel (I can't mention for some strange reason)

(Dangan Ronpa Rper voice) Promo me

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October

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The one time I go outside, I find this.

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Watch the gif for 30 seconds, then look at the picture! 

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(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”

Gay Man: “Excuse me?”

Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”

Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”

Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”

(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)

Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”

(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)

Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”

Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”

Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”

(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

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how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 

fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 

biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.

some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

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"feel my leg, I just shaved."

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IT’S BACK

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sometimes i think about what if the trolls never played sgrub and feferi became empress

and she won in a showdown with the condesce, but let her live b/c feferi

so the condesce just sort of became her racist grandma that tries feebly to cull her on occasion by whacking her with her cane

~*~*~condy the racist ancestor~*~*~

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Can we get a comic series about this holy fuck

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One common misconception people have about bisexual people is that the abbreviation “bi” is short for “bisexual”, when really it stands for “Black Island”, the place where all bisexual people are born and raised by pirates. All bisexual people are pirates. Run

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did you mean

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birates

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im craving dicks right now my life is hard

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i just realized if you dont live in washington you have no idea what im talkING ABOUT DICKS IS A BURGER JOINT

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Its funny cause you knew damn well everyone else would take this wrong you just said it for attention you note hungry little whore

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you just got called a whore by tumblr user cum-guzzling-gutterslut

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i'm moving to another blog because i am a little bitch

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People who tells asexuals stuff like “you’re too hot not to like sex!” and “It’s sad that you don’t like sex because i’d totally bang you!” have a special place in hell

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mrkarkatmilkshake Follow my bitch

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Someone who doesn’t watch Gegege no Kitaro explain what’s happening

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Ok I asked my mom

She says it’s a guy on a flying carpet. She asked me if that was anime Aladdin

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We have a winner (also sorry, tumblr didn't notify me)

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expand the graffiti kingdom fandom 2k14