How to be a cheap ass and still have a good time at the strip club
1. Start with $50-100
If you dont have this to start out with wait until you do.
2. Decide what kind of experience you wanna have.
Do u wanna make it rain on stage? Do u wanna experience an intimate lapdance? or mutiple dances?Ā
Figure out what you are at the club for BEFORE YOU GET HERE.Ā
Once u figure out what kind of attention you want,
4. pick your stripper AND GIVE HER ALL YOUR MONEY. willingly happyily joyfully.
More Tips for being cheap at the club! *Dont be cheap*
if shes on stage, throw money on her. DONT TOUCH HER. Just throw ur money on her. Throw itā¦..
if you are in doubt about touch, as you should be doing ANYWAYS FOR ANYONE, ASK FOR CONSENT. Every club is different with contact so just ask.
If u are getting a dance, also tip your dancer afterwards. Do NOT touch her. Just Tip her and Thank her.
When u run out of money YOU GO HOME.












