𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 from brennan lee mulligan quotes.
" ... Do you think I fuck around? "
" There is no corner of my heart that I would not turn over to the world for five points. "
" I consider you a friend, which makes the fact that you are fucking with me all the more a betrayal. "
" It is completely unacceptable to ask someone to pre-promise their emotional response to information that they don't know what the content of it is. "
" I'm going to have the reaction that is appropriate to whatever you tell me. "
"You're trying to atone me... and I didn't do anything wrong."
" You're not getting a fucking joke out me until I'm out of this room. "
" Everyone is laughin' it up, and I am fuckin' deadly serious, okay? "
" I will die on any hill. I will die on ANY hill! "
" Don't give me the eyeroll. I stand by it. "
" To reach a hand down to somebody, they need to be beneath you. And I am beneath nobody. "
"You know what I always hated about you? You were so.. damn.. lucky."
" Nobody in the whole world is normal. That's an idea made up by clothing companies to sell t-shirts. "
" Some of our bodies are betraying us constantly. "
" She's Canadian! What is she doing on Eurovision?! "
" If I'm wrong, I should be right. "
" That's very noble of you, cautionary tales of hubris notwithstanding. "
" Did you factor in the antlers? "
" Hey, vicar? Do you wanna summon and bind a ghost to your aid? "
(threateningly), " Say what's on your mind. "
" THE SAME PLACE I TALK FROM IS WHERE THE FOOD NEEDS TO GO! "
" You've gotta know what nukes are. "
" My phone doesn't have a screen. "
" Do you really think that was my question?! The nomenclature of these people?! "
" These people are British, they may have never met a cool person before. "
" I didn't send anyone to hell. "
" You think I don't know my heads on a fuckin' spike the minute I let my guard down? "
" Hell is a dark forest where your dad opens his ribcage and invites you to dance. "
" You're doing me a favor by helping me be more normal. "
" I am ruined. I'm ruined. "
" DON'T TOUCH MY BLOOD! "
" When I just honestly report the facts of my life, people get emotional. "
" I never had anyone stick up for me. "
" Oh! So when its time for little me to have some fun to talk about my interests, all the sudden we're too deep in the tangent? "
" The old people should be allowed to stay. "
" Evil is just selfish impulses, which at the end of the day are really easy to understand. "
" Yeah, okay, you're selfish and scared and cruel, I get it."
" Being good is complex and beautiful and hard. "
" Does it have to be true when you say it? "
" If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't. "
" You're asking me to engage in stereotype? "
" To answer your question: almonds. "
" I'm not a good prospect for anybody. "
" I fantasize about killing people all the time. "
" Am I supposed to be impressed that you've never killed anybody? "
" What a bold moral choice from a person who's terrified of violence and scared shitless of going to jail! "
" I break shit constantly without even trying! "
" I've said something right, and I can see it on your face. "
" We want any effort on our part to be the winning effort. We don't want to be a drop in the bucket, we want to be the entire ocean. "
" Find me a more universally REWARDED quality than hubris. Go on, I'll wait. "
" There is nothing wrong with second place. Your best effort is all that anyone is asking for. "
" Because you were lied to does not mean that everything is a lie. "
