Diana feels out of place, and then she feels stupid. Bars are like a home, its the cynical part of her that says that. But fancy bars are like someone renovated her home and did away with the cluttered chic that she was going with and embraced modern minimalism instead. And, okay, so she’d been watching a lot of Love it or List it. This bar; a definite List it. Diana grumbles, shifting in her stool. Its all too fancy, too proper. She likes her dives to feel more like she could sink into the floor and no one would find her body, this makes her feel like all the ornate lighting fixtures are on her. She hates it. She hates it so much she’s up to leave early, in her simply sweater and jeans, surrounded by suits and dresses and– “FUCK.” It happens like its God taunting her with cruel slow-motion. Her drink; sloshing out of her hand. The hem of someone’s ornate dress; stained. Jägermeister was a stupid idea. No one over the age of 30 drinks it, but it stains. And oh, it stains badly.
By luck or more cruel fate, the woman doesn’t seem to have noticed that the back of dress now sports a rather unfortunate stain around her posterior area. In the fancy lights, it looks almost like she’s…well, Diana wasn’t going to say it out loud. Instead she taps the woman on the shoulder, desperate for her attention. “Sorry, excuse me,” Diana is smiling, as the woman spins around, she starts flushing. As it turns out, its very hard to tell someone as put together as this that there’s a stain down her dress’s skirts that looks like, well, a toilet accident. It’s harder to admit she caused it. “I just–you’re so…hot!” Diana’s smile is nervous; her face is as red as her hair. “Let me buy you a drink! You…sexy…woman…person…thing…lady…clean dress-wearing entity.” And flirting to distract from crime isn’t her strong suit.
Of course she’d be out getting drinkies on a weekday, saying it’s all in the name of her career. Vivian had her methods: if she convinced at least one person from the office to go out with her every night, it could easily be called a work meeting rather than just a night out. And then she’d spend a few minutes talking about work, sure, and a few drinks later neither would even remember there was an office to return to by the morning. What can she say, it’s all in a day’s work. She’s on her fourth or so drink of the evening, toasting and raving rather smugly about how literally any bar is a gay bar if you’re just spontaneous enough when a tap on her shoulder steals her attention.
Well, would you look at that. Point proven. Vivian turns around to properly face the woman, delighted by how the timing couldn’t have been any better, and giving her coworker a full view of the disaster taking place on the back of her dress. Now, you’d think Devin, Vogue associate and very good friend, taking a look at the unfortunate mess would decide to let Vivian know about the terrible misunderstanding that was about to happen.
You’d be wrong. He lets out an outraged Oh my God, but ultimately ends up wearing a mischievous grin as he leans closer to fully appreciate the scene. Vivian Baccal, in an act of... unforeseen foolishness. “Oh. Hey there,” casually she mutters, “You’re a beautiful woman yourself. I feel like I should be the one offering you a drink,” and quickly she notices the other’s... peculiar fashion choices. Viv has to swallow that one dry; pretend not to be as bothered with the jeans and sweaters duo as she actually was, “What’s your name, honey? Unless you’d like me to call you a... jeans wearing - woman - thing, or something.”