Randomness.

Sean. NC.

[bob-belcher]

[catscenter]

[paralysedbeaver]

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[marsixm]

good morning i regret to inform everyone it is in fact another fucking day

[sheismysquishy]

Anxiety is panicking about being late and then sitting in the parking lot for 20 minutes because you are so early

[dormirblonde]

remember when you were praying that you weren’t really gay? remember thinking you were broken? that this couldn’t be your life? but now look where you are!!

congrats on finally loving this piece of you.

congrats on finally really truly living.

[radiantchlo-deactivated20200926]

I LOVE THIS

[lori-rocks]

[truckpussy]

i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed

[lovelikemountains]

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

[afakepsychic]

[dundermifflinscranton]

@ MY LIFE

[blububblewrap]

hey its your uber driver here… am outside

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

[impressoess-blog]

[1st-1]

NASA: WE KNOW THERE’S A FUCKING HUGE PLANET OUT THERE!

ME: awesome where?

NASA: *points excitedly at space*

[lesdienne]

gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them

[dogboymutual]

[nothingbutmeme]

Pornhub comments are our only hope

[hi-im-kairi]

better than youtube

[officialyasen]

#it’s because everyone is in the post nut state of mind