[dragonofenergie]

"Why do you flinch so hard?"

Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me.

[featherdark]

yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” 

[forestfairey]

This.

[capricornyjokes]

This makes me so sad

[kyurem]

[davids-harbour]

[businesshag-deactivated20160606]

everything hurts and I’m dying

[tybalt-tisk]

[tobacco-pouch]

[strongrice]

I didn't make very many friends over here, but the friends I did make ... are super rad and I will miss the fuck out of them. I wish there'd be a proper goodbye. I wish something would be planned. I wish I could let everyone know how much I cared, how much they mean to me. But LOL I can't let them know I actually have feelings! All there'll be is me cheerfully saying, "Goodbye forever!" while walking out the door after the end of shift brief. ... I ... I am pretty damn sad about this though.

[kateordie]

I made this comic for Cards Against Humanity’s Funny Pages Zine!

[itznikkitty]

What the fuck did she even ask for.

[kateordie]

A friend

[aglionby]

[strongrice]

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

[strongrice]

Bitchass Senior Airman Arnold

[hotdigitallegend]

how 2 dress for cold weather

1. take ur pants off 2. get back into bed

[hobbit-feet-33]

[shopjeen]

🙌🙏

[strongrice]

Tried a middle part lol.

[chizuu-deactivated20200817]

HAHA wouldn’t want THAT now WOULD we

[hwardius]

[mishasteaparty]

[human]

[thatfunnyblog]

this picture is life