funny joke blog

[ruckuscauser]

[vergak]

The real brutal fidget toy for men is the prostate

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Duolingo has learned my only weakness: fictional goth women

[baldification]

lol this would make me stop doing it out of spite. i don't take orders from hairys (hairèd people)

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

new type of guy just dropped 

[evilscientist3]

Gnomeblr

🍄 toadstool-tony-95 Follow

Just had a human walk in on me scurrying about their kitchen in an act of whimsical mischief. Almost got stepped on 😬

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🍎 3appleshigh

She tugging on my fishing rod till my hat fall off. Is that anything?

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🏞 garden-garry Follow

Just watched a DruidTube video of an absolute nutter who decided to ride on the back of a cat and lived to tell the tale! So scary I nearly dropped my secateurs in the pond!

🎣 whats-your-angler

Seriously you guys need to check this dudes channel out. He does a series where he hides on humans' bookshelves and watches what they do all day! One of the best small druidtubers out there. https://www.DruidTube.gnom/tttony95

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🌲 arborist1111 Follow

Anyone else think trees are really pretty?

🧝‍♂️ eiwin-leafstrider-deactivated20230219

Hail and well met, friend! Indeed, it is a splendid awe with which I regard the fine old boughs of the great oaks of my kingdom!!! They are great friends with me and my kin, for we treat them well and sing to them merrily! Good day to you!

🗡 sh4rpsus4n Follow

Stfu elfdditor

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[inkyxward]

I think we should teach David Lynch how to use RPGMaker and see what happens

[screenshotsofdespair]

[coughloop]

all hamsters are constantly clicking D all day every day

[legendofdinner]

about time 

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

🍄 mushroomcap 🔁 rose-e-cheeks

🧑‍🌾 dalonelygnomer Follow

🧌giantgoofball Follow

hit me head on the door frame today

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#gnice to meet queue #giantposting

[patchoulism]

[kotoha-deactivated20211123]

Me: Hey bro can you pass me the eggs

Bro: Sure thing dude

We: 

[bigmeatynidoking-deactivated202]

[neolesbian]

i get that its popular but has anyone thought about how fucked up the truman show is? like it was really funny last week when he tripped over that bird but think about it... he doesnt know...

[leolaroot]

okay if you care so much then don't watch 🙄 people are always whining about the show but I knowwww you're tuning in. besides he's never known anything else at this point it'd be cruel to end the show. like what are they gonna do? just release him into the wild?

[memorycycle]

you cant drink a water pokemons water thats just not righr

[clair0se]

what about other fluids that a water pokemon might make?

[memorycycle]

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[twerklina]

[aflo]

[gay-irl]

[overseer-picard]

Me, going through my files "What the hell is a 'Saddle Punch'?? Why can't I just name files in ways that make sense?"

*opens file*

oh...

[angelicguy]

35 year old guy i added on steam: Heh, well, I might be on tomorrow. You know how it is, with a kid and all- their schedule is your schedule

12 year old me: Totally get it man