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New bra. That towel around my waist isn't new, tho, it is the hotel's

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I need to get laid.

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Posting this here for reasons.

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tarbytugs and I were 69ing this morning and he stopped in the middle of it to make a joke about how we were having eggs and sausage for breakfast. dammit, Tarby.

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悩み

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I am so happy I will be able to draw porn tomorrow. I have been surrounded by people since Thursday. :'I

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every month when I get endometriosis is a reminder I am not pregnant and should therefore not be freaked out but ugh part of me wishes I end up pregnant. but mostly not because there is no way I can afford child right now.

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Time to drink for every time I was criticized by "feminists" in this circlejerk.

Down an entire bottle when you get to the post where I am told I am too ugly to get sexually harassed at my old job, because wow, that's actually gross and disgusting and alcohol is the only thing you will need to sustain your happiness after you read something THAT depressing.

Actually, no. Don't do that.

Because people like this were the ones to drive me to borderline alcoholism and anorexia due to their bullying and you are worth more than that.

Grow up, DD.

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Faux Leather Collar with Roses add-on :3  Metal engraved tag

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have you been to ponyville ciderfest?

Nope! But I wanna go. ;___; I wanted to go last year and it was apparently lots of fun. Perhaps in the future?

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You’ve Got Female

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wow, paleo, reblogging porn of yourself? how NARCISSISTIC

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Are there more photos you took for #PantyHorse, and if so will you be releasing them?

There are! I will post the rest when Horse News does. But let's see if I hold to that, because I genuinely like how two of them came out and I wanna share fffff.

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Being naughty in public is fun ;)

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YOWZA

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I participated in #PantyHorse. Here's a teaser

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Everyone always accuses me of sleeping with all of the Brony musicians and that is so not true. It's only been, like, two. And a half.

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dream storytime

It isn’t too explicit, but pregnancy is discussed.

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Couldn’t hide the hands like I was able to do with the feet. strumpets-remix-to-ignition ‘s ‘dream storytime’ influenced my doodling practice tonight. Sorry strumpet!

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omg I am blushiiing. Thank you so much! ;o; keep up the good work! ❤

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dream storytime

It isn’t too explicit, but pregnancy is discussed.

so for some reason every dream I have takes place in locations that are combinations of conventions, Disney World/Universal Studios Orlando, and malls in Las Vegas. Sometimes it’s a combination of all four.  This time, while it was at a mall/themepark super hotel, it was set at a convention. In the dream I was at least 8 months pregnant, but I might have been 9 months pregnant. I was also pregnant with twins! However, the twins had two different fathers. They were conceived by accident, but it transpired during relations with both of them at the same time (and perhaps one other.) The one dad knew he was the father, but I hadn’t been able to tell the other father just yet. But in the dream I put on my Maternity Rarity cosplay and ventured out to the convention with the intention of telling him. then, lo and behold, my water breaks in the registration lobby. I woke up shortly after, but in the dream all the con goers around me became super overjoyed and went into protective momma bear mode to get me to the hospital, so I felt very excited when I got out of bed. and then I realized I wasn’t pregnant at all :’I UGH GUYS I NEED TO STOP WANTING BABIES